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[Treebeard]

They take their religion seriously here in the deep south, until they leave church.

I am banned from church on account of an unfortunate incident when i misheard the preacher and kept nudging the woman next to me to ask her what he'd just said. His Mexican accent was a nightmare to me!

The best cook around these parts is a Dutch woman i imported, so if she wants rusks - i buy them.

T

I grew up in a huge Italian settlement in SE Louisiana. We took our Catholicism seriously....but only on Sunday. and personally not so much since 1967......

 

[brookj1986]

Jerry, is that you?

Sent from my Galaxy Note 3 via Tapatalk.

 

[supertrunker]

A woman is looking at herself naked in the mirror.
She says to her husband, ‘Darling, I’m old and fat. Cheer me up. Pay me a compliment.’
‘Well,’ he replies, ‘your eyesight is still good!’

Last year HRH said she wanted something that went 0-100 in 4 seconds, so i bought some weighing scales.

T

 

[Treebeard]

Yeah I was going to join a church once. Took my wife to talk to the preacher and everything.
Preacher says, Well if you really want to join this church, you and your wife must abstain from having sex for a month.
I told him I would and in one month we went back to talk to the preacher again.
He says, Well, how did ya do? Well I says, we did good for the first three weeks but last week she was wearing this really short skirt and dropped her biscuit and when she bent over to pick it up..I couldn't help it I nailed her!
Preacher says. Well you're not welcome back here then. The wife says, Well that's okay because we are not welcome back in Hardees anymore either.

LMAO! I almost spit my port onto the keyboard.....it went through my nose instead. Good one Sirius!

 

[MamaTried]

I grew up in a huge Italian settlement in SE Louisiana. We took our Catholicism seriously....but only on Sunday. and personally not so much since 1967......

high four, brother...

 

[Treebeard]

Try harder Dennis. People expect vulgarity and baseness from me and i've got it in spades!

You ruined yourself by being kind now and then, because the first thing those beneficiaries do is post what a saint you are. As i told them - i'm only a part-time saint.

T

And...this is what I love about you ST.

 

[Megan Kogijiki Ratchford]

My sicilian parents used to take a variation of rusk (fette biscottate) and grate it into crumbs and combine it with sugar and other ingredients to put on pasta al sugo. It was always made for St. Joseph's altars and on special occasion at home.

OMG, WANT!!!

 

[Treebeard]

high four, brother...

Eight miles high, brother! And, watch out for where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow.

 

[Treebeard]

OMG, WANT!!!

I haven't thought of this in years until Trunker mentioned Rusk. As kids, you can't imagine how excited we would get over this. I'm gonna have to try to duplicate this for nostalgia sake.

 

[supertrunker]

If you balls it up i have about 20 pounds of Dutch rusk to get you out of jail!

T

 

[Whiplash205]

Eight miles high, brother! And, watch out for where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow.

Gotta love any thread with Zappa lyrics qouted.[emoji1][emoji106]

 

[Treebeard]

Rock on dibi nation!

 

[Treebeard]

Gotta love any thread with Zappa lyrics qouted.[emoji1][emoji106]

And the Byrds!

 

[pdib]

and Mr. Rogers . . . . . ..

 

[pdib]

hey, Tree! I think I found yer new avatar!


. . . . . feel free, consider it yours.

 

[pdib]

[image misplaced. i.e. yo' too slo.]

beats Pavarotti anyway.

 

[2pak2zero]

Same kid that was sitting on the porch with his grandpa. Grandpa was drinking a beer. Kid asks if he can have one. Grandpa asks the boy if he can touch his .... with his wiener. Boy says no. Well you can't have a beer then.
The next day, the boy is sitting on the porch with a plate of cookies. Grandpa asks if he can have one. Kid says can you touch your .... with your wiener? Grandpa proudly says yes. Kid says, we'll go F yourself, grandma made these for me.

 

[Treebeard]

hey, Tree! I think I found yer new avatar!


. . . . . feel free, consider it yours.

Thanks, man....
<-------------but I like the double barrel Mr. Rodgers better

ADT: am I gonna get dinged on this?!/?>

 

[Treebeard]

Same kid that was sitting on the porch with his grandpa. Grandpa was drinking a beer. Kid asks if he can have one. Grandpa asks the boy if he can touch his .... with his wiener. Boy says no. Well you can't have a beer then.
The next day, the boy is sitting on the porch with a plate of cookies. Grandpa asks if he can have one. Kid says can you touch your .... with your wiener? Grandpa proudly says yes. Kid says, we'll go F yourself, grandma made these for me.

LOL! I bet grandma put him up to it.

 

[Treebeard]

beats Pavarotti anyway.

Only thing that beats pavarotti is Chuck Norris....maybe!

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