ProVarinati Deaddog Saloon

[Dusty_D]

Jesus was South Korean?

No.. but Noah may have been.

See according to the Bible, Mary and Joesph were on the road to Bethlehem before Jesus was born. So, there were roads there.. thus making Jesus non South Korean.


Sheesh.. could we get more Off-Topic in here tonight?

Can somebody buy Jesus a Provari please?!

 

[Zbeast08]

I'm not South Korean but love Galbi and Bul Goki (we spell it BulGogi here) and Bibimbap. Another favorite, but an acquired taste, Jajangmyeon (Korean Blackbean Noodles).

Sorry, I'm a bit of a foodie, and Toronto is a very very diverse place. I love foods from all ethnicities (which would make me a very diverse Zombie!)

I can relate to loving foods from different ethnics...my wife is puerto rican...I like rice and beans!!!

 

[EvilZoe]

No.. but Noah may have been.

See according to the Bible, Mary and Joesph were on the road to Bethlehem before Jesus was born. So, there were roads there.. thus making Jesus non South Korean.


Sheesh.. could we get more Off-Topic in here tonight?

Can somebody buy Jesus a Provari please?!

Is this where I come in and point out that my maiden name was spelled "Christ" about 3 generations ago?

 

[Preloader]

This brings up an interesting question. What happens if a Vegetarian does become a Zombie?! Would they then not attack Humans?! I might have to make plans to re-locate back to the vegetarian states of India if that is a possibility...

Dammit, even more research to be done now. I need a research assistant! Any takers?!

I've wondered the same thing about vegetarian...... how can I say this without getting in trouble? Rainbow Coalition Members?

 

[Ozwald]

This brings up an interesting question. What happens if a Vegetarian does become a Zombie?! Would they then not attack Humans?! I might have to make plans to re-locate back to the vegetarian states of India if that is a possibility...

Dammit, even more research to be done now. I need a research assistant! Any takers?!

Turnips everywhere shall be very scared.

 

[Ozwald]

Hmmm, Well I guess that would depend on a few things, Kinda like saying cows are vegetarians, and I eat cows, there for I eat vegetarian... So if a zombie was to say he ate vegetarian, then he could eat vegetarians without compromising his life decisions and political stand points.

I had a sticker on my first car:

"Vegetarian, Indian for 'Lousy Hunter'"

 

[Robino1]

So, is that you turning in your research or turning down my offer because it does not meet your expectations?! I'm Indian..so we can negotiate. Bargaining for a better deal is part of my daily routine.

Non negotiable. Since what I'm trying to research is non existent, speculation can only be found, that is my report back to you!

Oh, I have no expectations. Expectations are only for those who don't mind being disappointed.

 

[EvilZoe]

Non negotiable. Since what I'm trying to research is non existent, speculation can only be found, that is my report back to you!

Oh, I have no expectations. Expectations are only for those who don't mind being disappointed.

I expect to be disappointed.

 

[GREEN ZOMBIE]

I'm not South Korean but love Galbi and Bul Goki (we spell it BulGogi here) and Bibimbap. Another favorite, but an acquired taste, Jajangmyeon (Korean Blackbean Noodles).

Sorry, I'm a bit of a foodie, and Toronto is a very very diverse place. I love foods from all ethnicities (which would make me a very diverse Zombie!)

I love food too, Calgary is also very diverse, I like to crash BBQ's to see what people are eating and share my food with them also (Depending on their diets) it's a fun way to spend my summers here, I also enjoy my trips to Banff, To "The Grizzly House" I like their Rattlesnake Fondue and it's even served on a hot rock, lots of unique foods on the menu... damn now I'm hungry.

 

[Zbeast08]

You should go back someday and I love bulgogi. The Kimchi you can keep though. She ever make kegogi for you?

My mom is 72 and in very good health, thank God, we have talked about a trip in the near future. My korean uncle is a retired 4 star general and is not well. Yes, she makes kegogi, also chopchay...a clear rice noodle dish...very good as well. Kimchee is a love or hate dish, fortunately my wife loves it so we can both have stinky breath at the same time!! You know what I mean!! My Korean grandfather just passed last year, he was 97 and lived in Atlanta, alot of relatives flew in and it was great to see them even under the circumstances!!

 

[EvilZoe]

Sheesh.. could we get more Off-Topic in here tonight?

Yes, back on topic here in the Saloon, please!

 

[Preloader]

No.. but Noah may have been.

See according to the Bible, Mary and Joesph were on the road to Bethlehem before Jesus was born. So, there were roads there.. thus making Jesus non South Korean.


Sheesh.. could we get more Off-Topic in here tonight?

Can somebody buy Jesus a Provari please?!

Back on topic.

Help me caption this:

"Let he who is without vapor, wrap the first coil."

 

[EvilZoe]

Back on topic.

Help me caption this:

"Let he who is without vape, wrap the first coil."

"Will someone please get me the Zombie ProVari for my birthday? kthxbai"

 

[GREEN ZOMBIE]

Back on topic.

Help me caption this:

"Let he who is without vapor, wrap the first coil."

Hey I just thought of something, Jesus came back from the dead right... So wouldn't that make him a zombie?

 

[Preloader]

"Will someone please get me the Zombie ProVari for my birthday? kthxbai"

So you want a Zombie for Easter?

 

[EddardinWinter]

Uh...what the hell is going on in here?



Tapped out

 

[Preloader]

Hey I just thought of something, Jesus came back from the dead right... So wouldn't that make him a zombie?

And church goers eat the "body of Zombie Christ" every Sunday...... Doesn't that mean they are Zombies now too?

Jesus Zombie-rolled the world. Best troll EVAR!!!!

 

[GREEN ZOMBIE]

So you want a Zombie for Easter?

 

[The Ocelot]

Only country I've been to that decided to build roads after they started making cars.

Nothing new there. Noah built the Ark before the flood came too.

There is a discrepancy in your analogy large enough to float a Kia through.

God: Noah, I'm unhappy with where this whole human thing is going. I'm going to scrap it and start over. I like the animals though; especially giraffes and pangolins, you have to admit they are pretty cool, even if they were her idea.

Anyway, I like you and I need someone to care for the animals, so here are some plans to build a Kia - no wait - I think Ark is a better name. It's a prototype of a ship, I'll leave it to you and your boys to figure out the details. I'm not sure how I'm going to purge the world yet. I was thinking of a flood, but fire is way cooler. I'll get back to you on that. If I decide to go with fire, I'll create fire ......ant and bless you with some.

God: Korea, you've gotten pretty screwed-over for quite awhile. I thought Buddha was watching out for you, but he told me recently that while roughly 22.8% of you are Buddhists, 18.3% are Protestant and 10.9% Catholic. I'm really sorry I wasn't playing attention, but I've never been that great with math.

Anyway, I was trying to come up with something good for you, but it had to be for your whole country. I thought about genetically altering you, so you could fly, but that would be problematic. The kid pointed out that you'd probably be mistaken for the spawns of Satan or something and ruin his grand entrance. Helping your economy is the best I can come with for now, so here are some plans to build a Kia, I've always liked that name. It's a prototype of a car, I'll leave it to you and your boys to figure out the details. When the cars are built you can sell them to rest of the world and boost your economy. Later on, when you can afford to buy gas, you might want to build some roads.


ETA: I didn't realize a theological discussion was underway while I was writing this. I'll have to go back and read it. I hope my point isn't redundant.

 

[Zbeast08]

Back on topic.

Help me caption this:

"Let he who is without vapor, wrap the first coil."

I want to learn one thing today......would someone be kind enough to tell me how you take pictures and edit them to your liking by adding items such as this and the pic evil just posted...please!!