ProVarinati Deaddog Saloon

[Robino1]

Uh...what the hell is going on in here?



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Dusty stirring up trouble again

 

[Dusty_D]

Uh...what the hell is going on in here?



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Nothing.. we're just comparing Provari versions. Stealth vs Zombie. American vs Korean. Discussing an Indian version as well.

Don't bother reading back. We haven't come to any consensus yet.

Oh! Robin's working for me, btw!

 

[Big Orange Country]

My mom is 72 and in very good health, thank God, we have talked about a trip in the near future. My korean uncle is a retired 4 star general and is not well. Yes, she makes kegogi, also chopchay...a clear rice noodle dish...very good as well. Kimchee is a love or hate dish, fortunately my wife loves it so we can both have stinky breath at the same time!! You know what I mean!! My Korean grandfather just passed last year, he was 97 and lived in Atlanta, alot of relatives flew in and it was great to see them even under the circumstances!!

I was asking about kegogi because I noticed when I was there that it was mostly elder Koreans that ate it. I've never had it, at least not that I'm aware of. There were many drunken nights spent there. Those long train rides from Itaewon back to Uijeongbu after a long weekend of drinking tend not to sit to well with the smell of Kimchi in the air.

I hope you do get to make it back to see family. My grandmother was born in Germany and I got to make it over there on a all expenses paid trip thanks to Uncle Sam. I got to meet some of my relatives that were still living there.

 

[Robino1]

Nothing.. we're just comparing Provari versions. Stealth vs Zombie. American vs Korean. Discussing an Indian version as well.

Don't bother reading back. We haven't come to any consensus yet.

Oh! Robin's working for me, btw!

See, he's stirring up trouble...

 

[Dusty_D]

There is a discrepancy in your analogy large enough to float a Kia through.

God: Noah, I'm unhappy with where this whole human thing is going. I'm going to scrap it and start over. I like the animals though; especially giraffes and pangolins, you have to admit they are pretty cool, even if they were her idea.

Anyway, I like you and I need someone to care for the animals, so here are some plans to build a Kia - no wait - I think Ark is a better name. It's a prototype of a ship, I'll leave it to you and your boys to figure out the details. I'm not sure how I'm going to purge the world yet. I was thinking of a flood, but fire is way cooler. I'll get back to you on that. If I decide to go with fire, I'll create fire ......ant and bless you with some.

God: Korea, you've gotten pretty screwed-over for quite awhile. I thought Buddha was watching out for you, but he told me recently that while roughly 22.8% of you are Buddhists, 18.3% are Protestant and 10.9% Catholic. I'm really sorry I wasn't playing attention, but I've never been that great with math.

Anyway, I was trying to come up with something good for you, but it had to be for your whole country. I thought about genetically altering you, so you could fly, but that would be problematic. The kid pointed out that you'd probably be mistaken for the spawns of Satan or something and ruin his grand entrance. Helping your economy is the best I can come with for now, so here are some plans to build a Kia, I've always liked that name. It's a prototype of a car, I'll leave it to you and your boys to figure out the details. When the cars are built you can sell them to rest of the world and boost your economy. Later on, when you can afford to buy gas, you might want to build some roads.


ETA: I didn't realize a theological discussion was underway while I was writing this. I'll have to go back and read it. I hope my point isn't redundant.

Yeah, but where does that leave Hyundai then, considering they own a large part of Kia. Are they they good guys or the bad guys?!

 

[GREEN ZOMBIE]

And church goers eat the "body of Zombie Christ" every Sunday...... Doesn't that mean they are Zombies now too?

Jesus Zombie-rolled the world. Best troll EVAR!!!!

This actually explains alot, Now I know why I feel fear when they stand outside my door pounding on it.

 

[Preloader]

I use Photoshop. Pull two pics in, trace and copy one, paste it into the other and then transform it to scale and orientation. I'm quite amateur. I don't even know how to blend or adjust color.


So I figure baby Jesus would have a ProVari Mini..... But a V1 because the V2 wasn't out in B.C. times. Also, no atomizer yet, because he is clearly underage.

 

[SpettroJoe]

ah sitting in here nice and warm vaping on the Provari and drinking a cup of Timmies.

 

[Big Orange Country]

Nothing.. we're just comparing Provari versions. Stealth vs Zombie. American vs Korean. Discussing an Indian version as well.

Don't bother reading back. We haven't come to any consensus yet.

Oh! Robin's working for me, btw!

If getting the Indian version requires getting on that train, I'll pass.

 

[EddardinWinter]

Yeah, but where does that leave Hyundai then, considering they own a large part of Kia. Are they they good guys or the bad guys?!

There ain't no good guys,
There ain't no bad guys,
There's only you and me,
And we just disagree.



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[Big Orange Country]

Also, no atomizer yet, because he is clearly underage.

Now that's priceless.

 

[Dusty_D]

If getting the Indian version requires getting on that train, I'll pass.

Gotta do it the smart way. Get up on that bridge and jump onto the train. The people you displace, they'll just get on the next one. Experience, as with anything else, is invaluable at times like this.

 

[GREEN ZOMBIE]

ah sitting in here nice and warm vaping on the Provari and drinking a cup of Timmies.

I like Starbucks Eggnog iced lattes... and Pumpkin spice too

 

[Dusty_D]

There ain't no good guys,
There ain't no bad guys,
There's only you and me,
And we just disagree.



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/me pours the cat some more Crown Royal.

Chill!

I've got this..

 

[EddardinWinter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmdaa1QX6TU&feature=youtube_gdata_player



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[The Ocelot]

No.. but Noah may have been.

See according to the Bible, Mary and Joesph were on the road to Bethlehem before Jesus was born. So, there were roads there.. thus making Jesus non South Korean.


Sheesh.. could we get more Off-Topic in here tonight?

Can somebody buy Jesus a Provari please?!

I think "road" is a pretty loose term, Biblically speaking. I would assume Korea built something paved, whereas the roads to Bethlehem were likely well-worn paths at best.

 

[GREEN ZOMBIE]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmdaa1QX6TU&feature=youtube_gdata_player



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Ahhhhhhh... *Runs in circles trying to wipe that awful noise out of his ears*

 

[Preloader]

Rules are funny.... We can't make drug or sexual references, but religion is perfectly okay.

Religion has killed more people than drugs and STD's combined. Just sayin'.....

 

[GREEN ZOMBIE]

I think "road" is a pretty loose term, Biblically speaking. I would assume Korea built something paved, whereas the roads to Bethlehem were likely well-worn paths at best.

Cobble stone

 

[EvilZoe]

I want to learn one thing today......would someone be kind enough to tell me how you take pictures and edit them to your liking by adding items such as this and the pic evil just posted...please!!

Get the subject to pose (disinter them if they've been dead for a while) and use appropriate props if necessary.

There ain't no good guys,
There ain't no bad guys,
There's only you and me,
And we just disagree.



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Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.....