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AstroTurf

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ah ha ha ha... NO

I was trying to reach a melody and THIS happened.

https://sale.thebpsclub.com/2610fso...i8tFFw_uroyCrVP0xf2ZWByoOZWWJ-3EaAnGTEALw_wcB

I just wanted to share the AWESOME good fortune with y'all because it happened LIKE MAGIC NO SONG THIS AD.

Which makes absolutely NO sense, but like, it would be super cool if one of you would try it out for me and let me know what happens. I am TOO frightened by its awesome powers I mean it appears to bring you great FORTUNE but remove your face and identity and I am just growing into mine.

HELP ME! Also I WANT MUSC! LOL

Anna
 

stols001

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ah ha ha ha... NO

DO IT DO IT DO IT. I don't have the energy for these experiments right now.

C'mon @AstroTurf , you've lived a good, interesting, long life, bring on the BIG A BUT ALSO THE MANY MANY MANY THOUSANDS of houses (that you can't remember the address to, etc.)

I suppose that's not fair. This thing is PROBABLY coated with something that DOES give you Alzheimer's because I see LITERALLY no consumer complaints about this amulet.

None.

And THOUSANDS of houses and you too can learn how, via the amulet.

I might need to buy one for a severe enemy in the future, but I do need a test subject. Because I don't want my enemy to GET RICH and it's just like, he/she is so RICH like, he can disguise his voice and appearance hell he's probably ALREADY transplanted into a human robot.

I don't consider you an enemy more of a..... sparring partner. So, I agree you don't have to buy it but you could buy one for one of YOUR ENEMIES I bet you have at least ONE? No?

Also I was trying to like, listen to some NICE music and instead like, I got directed to THIS by mistake.



I'm sorry.... I can't tell if this dude is some type of snowflake protester person or WHAT. Because he seems real apathetic about everything. Like, "The world sucks, and we can do Jack about it so I am going to play on my smartphone and write odd songs about how IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO MARX IT UP.

Also, the NRA does not sell guns to MAKE MONEY to fund its cause. I'm sorry that is NOT how the NRA works. Gun makers make guns to MAKE MONEY and we buy them for hunting, self protection, or whatever. I have issues with that kind of logic.

Like, PEOPLE ARE DYING BECAUSE OF THE NRA THAT IS SUCH CRAP. LIKE THE NRA IS MAGICLALY HYNOTIZING PEOPLE into shooting you.

I don't know what happened to like the concept of personal AGENCY but like holy crud if I hear "We are all at the mercy of our circumstances" one more time I am going to point out"

1) we would not have discovered fire
2) We would not have the wheel
3)That dude would not have been able to write, let alone record his song
4) We would still be grunting and banging rocks together.

I MEAN we are NOT AT THE MERY OF OUR CIRCUMSTANCES DUDE OR NOTHING WOULD EVERY CHANGE AND CHANGE IT does, in fact change is the only constant.

I would pull out the old tired...Guns don't kill people.... BUT I believe I may have found my amulet Test SUBJECT. LOL

TL:DR

Astro is my frenemy
I really hate this song I did not try to find. It's STUPID.
Not having good music luck today.

Anna
 
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stols001

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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

This is FACTUALLY one of the worst songs EVER. First, for the first oh 50 seconds or so, I thought it was a chick. That is a LONG time to be misinterpreted when you are actually a dude.

The lyrics are horrifying. "Sometimes I set my soul on fire trying to find the light or anything to bring me back to light." Hehehe.

Also, every now and then there is this little odd noise, like an Atari video game or when you completed a "Tetris!" and you were like, "Good job!" to yourself.

The coolest part (I mean so far, it is a very lengthy song and it does not DESERVE to be) is like he keeps imploring "SAVE ME I AM A PRISONER."

But he never clarifies who he's talking to? Like, his best gal? Society at large? Music lovers around the world because even HE the TINIEST part of him realizes that what he is doing is wrong and they want to well, make him sign things saying he will not write or perform music on pain of removal of vocal cords? WHAT DUDE?

I think I have found my newest musical hate more than PINK even. Like, the husband walked in and I was listening to the song and he looked GREATLY startled and started hurrying away and I was like, "No, no wait, it's not what it looks like! I need to explain!"

He heard a bit of it and was like, "Whatever." But the most fun part was like, he was so horrified in general he did not STOP to ask he was just gonna FLEE.



Dude like this guy has SO MAMY SONGS. What is up with people?
Anan
 

ENAUD

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DO IT DO IT DO IT. I don't have the energy for these experiments right now.

C'mon @AstroTurf , you've lived a good, interesting, long life, bring on the BIG A BUT ALSO THE MANY MANY MANY THOUSANDS of houses (that you can't remember the address to, etc.)

I suppose that's not fair. This thing is PROBABLY coated with something that DOES give you Alzheimer's because I see LITERALLY no consumer complaints about this amulet.

None.

And THOUSANDS of houses and you too can learn how, via the amulet.

I might need to buy one for a severe enemy in the future, but I do need a test subject. Because I don't want my enemy to GET RICH and it's just like, he/she is so RICH like, he can disguise his voice and appearance hell he's probably ALREADY transplanted into a human robot.

I don't consider you an enemy more of a..... sparring partner. So, I agree you don't have to buy it but you could buy one for one of YOUR ENEMIES I bet you have at least ONE? No?

Also I was trying to like, listen to some NICE music and instead like, I got directed to THIS by mistake.



I'm sorry.... I can't tell if this dude is some type of snowflake protester person or WHAT. Because he seems real apathetic about everything. Like, "The world sucks, and we can do Jack about it so I am going to play on my smartphone and write odd songs about how IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO MARX IT UP.

Also, the NRA does not sell guns to MAKE MONEY to fund its cause. I'm sorry that is NOT how the NRA works. Gun makers make guns to MAKE MONEY and we buy them for hunting, self protection, or whatever. I have issues with that kind of logic.

Like, PEOPLE ARE DYING BECAUSE OF THE NRA THAT IS SUCH CRAP. LIKE THE NRA IS MAGICLALY HYNOTIZING PEOPLE into shooting you.

I don't know what happened to like the concept of personal AGENCY but like holy crud if I hear "We are all at the mercy of our circumstances" one more time I am going to point out"

1) we would not have discovered fire
2) We would not have the wheel
3)That dude would not have been able to write, let alone record his song
4) We would still be grunting and banging rocks together.

I MEAN we are NOT AT THE MERY OF OUR CIRCUMSTANCES DUDE OR NOTHING WOULD EVERY CHANGE AND CHANGE IT does, in fact change is the only constant.

I would pull out the old tired...Guns don't kill people.... BUT I believe I may have found my amulet Test SUBJECT. LOL

TL:DR

Astro is my frenemy
I really hate this song I did not try to find. It's STUPID.
Not having good music luck today.

Anna

A well armed society, tends to be a very polite society...
 

kas122461

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@kas122461
are you a truck driver?

Yes and no, I work for a Mechanical Contractor. I am the tool room manager, inventory clerk, warehouse person, and I do shipping and receiving and deliveries, and pretty much anything else they want me to do. The truck I do drive, does not require a CDL licence :|

KAS
 

RadiusNick

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The truck I do drive, does not require a CDL licence :|
KAS
are those like the small trucks you can drive with a car's license?
the reason i was asking is that i recently started playing "Euro Truck simulator 2" and it got me interested in trucks more than i ever thought i would be,so i was curious(still am) in seeing your rig-interior & exterior- as well as the trailer(s) you use.
(there's also "American truck simulator which is it's counterpart but with American trucks and in the U.S)
 

kas122461

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are those like the small trucks you can drive with a car's license?
the reason i was asking is that i recently started playing "Euro Truck simulator 2" and it got me interested in trucks more than i ever thought i would be,so i was curious(still am) in seeing your rig-interior & exterior- as well as the trailer(s) you use.
(there's also "American truck simulator which is it's counterpart but with American trucks and in the U.S)

I have just a chauffeurs License, it is a international with a 10,000 lb capacity, I would never consider it a small truck, maybe next to a semi tractor trailer, it might be small. I think anything bigger or more capacity, would require the CDL, I don't have a picture of it though. This one here is kinda close though. :|

Flatbed-Trucks-International-4400-SBA-13755341.jpg



KAS
 

RadiusNick

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I have just a chauffeurs License, it is a international with a 10,000 lb capacity, I would never consider it a small truck, maybe next to a semi tractor trailer, it might be small. I think anything bigger or more capacity, would require the CDL, I don't have a picture of it though. This one here is kinda close though. :|

Flatbed-Trucks-International-4400-SBA-13755341.jpg



KAS
Thanks,
it has a nice looking form factor,
i don't think i ever saw what looks like a mini truck or a buffed Pick-up truck.
the trailer is quit impressive.
 

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