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What is a mountain climbing machine and why was it in the Amazon???
I wondered the same. I thought the thrill of climbing a mountain was the mountain climber going to the top with minimal gear. Now they have machines that do it? Hope it runs on gas cuz otherwise you’d need a long extension cord.
 
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What is a mountain climbing machine and why was it in the Amazon???

It's like a stairmaster but more vertical and painful. I got one on Amazon (I maybe should not have but I DID.)

In a fit of INTENSE cleverness, I called my doc and asked her to call but my phone was on do not disturb. I actually did get some calls.

God I'm such a whiner on here, In real life I try or pretend to be all positive and whatever, but I give up today. I did actually mix, I did say "You seem awful Anna" and rested, but I've got to get my crap together by the end of this weekend.

Maybe I could wear a Birka to work like for the next little while? Seem weird? Probably. I should check my VM though maybe my doc is like "call me at exactly 5:51 pm?' Then I shall call the husband ,then eat dinner.
I am all rah rah for some TEA perhaps I could rewick my Siren as I talk to him. IDK.

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Anna, if our minds had a race at Talladega you would lap me before I made the first turn.
Ricky-Bobby needs to go FAST!!! :lol:

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It's called stream of consciousness my mom taught me to read at age 3 and while she did me a HUGE favor I do sometimes like, wonder if she wanted me to just shut the hell up.

Then there are the times of total blankness.... Like the time I drank toilet bowl cleaner when my mom's back was turned. She kept asking like "WHY? WHY would you do such a thing?" I was like, "IDK because it was there?" or something.

Also often the rationale for some of my worst drunken bouts. I tend to think if liquid is present it should be consumed. Like, better the CLEANER than the toilet water I guess, I mean that has PEE in it.

I can only speculate. My parents did seem to spend a FAIR amount of time on keeping me busy. I mean they got me a HORSE and while it was a loving and expensive act, I cannot help but think that it was partially like, "If we get her a HORSE she will be with the HORSE a lot and not with US."

You know.

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Men are asked, “What are you thinking?” Our answer is, “Nothing.” And it’s true. But I’m beginning to think women are thinking of nothing too. We just have two very different ways of doing it. Men take a more direct route. Women take a lot of detours before arriving at the same place.
 

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Anna, if our minds had a race at Talladega you would lap me before I made the first turn.

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Anna has a swift and agile mind. She freely and swiftly moves from subject. Enjoyment of her posts has been an acquired taste; now that I have acquired it, I try to read them all. Keep on climbing, Anna, and I am sure the birka will be a great look.
 
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Anna has a swift and agile mind.

Dude I don't think, like, I have ever received such a direct complement. A very sweet professor of mine once wrote me like, a reference for college and like, he said I was "like a pixie but more grounded" or something. It was for my English major, I forget how he worded it, it was way more complicated but something like that.

I am so glad I did not go on in life to become an English Lit professor, oooh they make you publish to get tenure and also everything else about it sucks.
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