Random DIY mixing and More

[Zazie]

Beelzabubba is far from prime Dead Milkmen, but--and I know this will come as a surprise--bleach songs are somewhat thin on the ground.

Feel better soon, @stols001. I'm glad you're taking tomorrow off, too.

 

[DavidOck]

Gentleman Jack?

Well, if it was me, it would have to be a single malt scotch...

Oh boy... I think maybe we should get back to discussing DIY.

Aw, c'mon, we're just randomizing

 

[Zazie]

So, what's your favorite single-malt, @DavidOck?

 

[FranC]

I'm so out of it I thought it was the beach boys singing a song about dead milkmen suiciding via bleach. Still sorta terrible, but I was saved! It wasn't cherry. I emailed my bosses and my Big Boss (maybe she just likes telling me what to do) told me to call the call in sick line (No DUH) after I already SAID in my email I had. I emailed I had but "thanks for the help and directions and supportiveness, etc.)

Oh whatev. They hate me. I hate cherry. WIn win. Outa here in a bit

Anna

Feel better soon......

 

[FranC]

Well, if it was me, it would have to be a single malt scotch...



Aw, c'mon, we're just randomizing

Gotta love that random stuff.

 

[FranC]

I did leave my scale and my fruit case out which means I will mix tomorrow.

 

[DavidOck]

So, what's your favorite single-malt, @DavidOck?

Glenlivit, 15 or 18

For blended, Pinch is the top of my list.

 

[stols001]

Scotch is like counted cross stitch for women. It's not GOOD but it is designed to make you feel manly and if some young waitress (yes, this was true once) pretends to have this really hard time choking it down (even though I coulda DOWNED and entire bottle (and have, I am an ALcoHOlic, LOL) well that waitress makes you feel manly and you give her a big tip and SOME of you might hit on her, but she ignores you because she's s WAITRESS which is a VALUABLE profession in its own right (at the right level) and she is JUST trying to make you happy IN the restaurant, NOT the mistress apartment.

LOL you should try counted cross stitch sometime. Or, don't.

Random enough? No clue where that came from but I am FAMILY DOLLARED UP! Or Dollar general or whatevs.

The husband called me they are having this big meeting at the house Friday I may need to be there by phone.

I'm so sick of this house I wouldn't mind if the freaking CALDERA that is Tucson just BLEW and there were no home, and no Tucson because they BOTH SUCK.

Oy.

I'm glad I am taking tomorrow off too, man.

Anna

 

[FranC]

Scotch is like counted cross stitch for women. It's not GOOD but it is designed to make you feel manly and if some young waitress (yes, this was true once) pretends to have this really hard time choking it down (even though I coulda DOWNED and entire bottle (and have, I am an ALcoHOlic, LOL) well that waitress makes you feel manly and you give her a big tip and SOME of you might hit on her, but she ignores you because she's s WAITRESS which is a VALUABLE profession in its own right (at the right level) and she is JUST trying to make you happy IN the restaurant, NOT the mistress apartment.

LOL you should try counted cross stitch sometime. Or, don't.

Random enough? No clue where that came from but I am FAMILY DOLLARED UP! Or Dollar general or whatevs.

The husband called me they are having this big meeting at the house Friday I may need to be there by phone.

I'm so sick of this house I wouldn't mind if the freaking CALDERA that is Tucson just BLEW and there were no home, and no Tucson because they BOTH SUCK.

Oy.

I'm glad I am taking tomorrow off too, man.

Anna

The only hard liquor I drank number 3 and not one was Stotch

 

[stols001]

I hope it wasn't tequila? I have heard it was designed especially to be hard for women's livers to process and like, that is why they go nuts. I think it might be the worm (and I also see no redeeming value in drinking the worm, frankly) but I have had some rather strange evenings on tequila, some of which like I am so HAPPY I do not remember... LOL.

Vodka was my go to really, My Russia heart loved it, although I will note when I metabolized good old ETOH (this has been verified by many drunks) I do not smell drunk. Kind of like potpourri which is slightly off, but not drunk at all.

I'm good with this, I think it might have saved me from some (technically from being caught) DUIs.

OOF. Now I be thinking of like, what the bottom of the reflecting pool feels like, compared to what I THOUGHT it would feel like.

2 inches of warm duck poop.... Kind of like our government with its beautiful mirrored surface and its dark, revolting underbelly.

BUT I MIIXED TWO FLAVORS,. One,, a favorite, SNV is in my precio (heaven plus berries) and it is SO GOOD. The other one I have not attacked yet. Soon.

Anna

 

[FranC]

I hope it wasn't tequila? I have heard it was designed especially to be hard for women's livers to process and like, that is why they go nuts. I think it might be the worm (and I also see no redeeming value in drinking the worm, frankly) but I have had some rather strange evenings on tequila, some of which like I am so HAPPY I do not remember... LOL.

Vodka was my go to really, My Russia heart loved it, although I will note when I metabolized good old ETOH (this has been verified by many drunks) I do not smell drunk. Kind of like potpourri which is slightly off, but not drunk at all.

I'm good with this, I think it might have saved me from some (technically from being caught) DUIs.

OOF. Now I be thinking of like, what the bottom of the reflecting pool feels like, compared to what I THOUGHT it would feel like.

2 inches of warm duck poop.... Kind of like our government with its beautiful mirrored surface and its dark, revolting underbelly.

BUT I MIIXED TWO FLAVORS,. One,, a favorite, SNV is in my precio (heaven plus berries) and it is SO GOOD. The other one I have not attacked yet. Soon.

Anna

Tequila came first but got replaced with Jack. Jack got replaced with Absolute

 

[stols001]

That sounds like fun

You know one of the worst liquors ever? Southern Comfort. I don't understand the name, and if that is comforting in the South I am so glad I am not from there. There is NO way to make it palatable. NONE. You might as well just drink it neat and get it over with. My best friend and Southern roommate was always making me drink it. LOL. It SUCKED.

Anna

 

[Blitzdonlife]

That sounds like fun

You know one of the worst liquors ever? Southern Comfort. I don't understand the name, and if that is comforting in the South I am so glad I am not from there. There is NO way to make it palatable. NONE. You might as well just drink it neat and get it over with. My best friend and Southern roommate was always making me drink it. LOL. It SUCKED.

Anna

Diet pepsi + southern comfort. Not the best, but it works.

 

[stols001]

I would never pollute my diet pepsi with that stuff even if I wanted to get REALLY drunk (I don't) but Like, I would drink the SoCo first and then the diet pepsi (perhaps using some cat litterbox hopefully unused to scrape the taste outta my mouth.

It really was vomit inducing. I have no idea why I drank it, other than if you placed some alcohol in front of me with a glass or even no glass, I was gonna drink it. I mean, it was there. CRYING out to be drunk. I was just doing the alcohol a favor and putting it out of its misery. Etc.

Anna

Sometimes, my favorite thing to do is to blame alcohol for my drinking it. I usually get told off but it's okay I can tell me off. Gotta call the husband soon OMG.

 

[Terri McVeety]

Just keep vaping it every now and then @Bronze . You can kind of get used too anything. My denture/implant guy (he really is like an idiot savant) told me my swollen face was a GUM infection, not a bone infection which everyone assumed (and it also like, made me annoyed at the amount of excess bone I had ALREADY had removed.)

Anyway, his solution was to have me toothpick my gums that were weak and thin with a toothpick dipped in in bleach to strengthen them.Just until they were "slightly bloody." (OMG you guys, you should be SO glad y'all don't have dentures) but then AFTER brush with STRAIGHT UP concentrated bleach, using a good toothbrush.. Then, I had to like, keep brushing with bleach and whatnot, forever, pretty much.

I have not had a gum infection since which is fortunate because the side of your facer swells up alarmingly. The last medical person I saw well, I asked her for Augmentin because that is what worked, and she practically wanted to call 9-11 . It was Friday night I was like, "No I really just need some Augmentin and rest. will go tomorrow if it's not better.": Kind of mildly. Then she like touched it and muttered about it being "hot" and then offered me the opiate of my choice and I was like, no thanks, I have taken advil. She wanted to give me a Toradol shot then, and I said, I JUST took Advil and it works better for me anyway and then she wanted to give me 800 mg tablets of advil by prescription and I was like, "I can count....." But then I realized I was NOT getting out fo there without her giving me SOMETHING for pain because SHE had to feel better an I was like, "Sure."

So then I found out she gave me 99 (the max) refills of Augmentin so like, I guess I could fill some. Probably. I don't think I need it though.

But my point is you can get used to anything .ANYTHIG. I happily bleach my mouth on purpose twice a day with concentrated bleach,, and I actually believe It tastes GOOD,. It's YUJMMY. So don't be so quick to, oh hell IDK. Whaterver.

@FranC I probably do have cups.. ..Somewhere.. They could be in a box,, or in some weird cabinet I have no clue.. I have GLASSES and metallic coffee cups but WHO KNNOWS. I guess next time I could pour it from the glass INTO the coffee cup or whatever, but I don't really care because I hate myself. I really need o learn to thro away boxes. I thought I had ALL this lemon Theraflu which is the best tasting sorta, but now I know I only have ONE packet of cherry actually, and I gotta take it fairly soon.

I am gonna have to go to Dollar general or whatnot probably during the magic hour when like, the Theraflu givers you false energy and whatnot. I mean, I do have like a nice black coat which hides a multitutde of sins and I could exchange it for the bathrobe I SUPPOSE.. I mean, like, it sounds like a LOT of work but I am going to need way more Theraflu to get through today and the next couple days becsause I feel not so good at the moment.

I just ate a bunch of almonds. I was so hungry.

I will report back on the cherry flavor but last time I was like, "This tastes like dead squirrel swirled with decaying quail egg." So IIRC my experience will be not good,. I think I WILL put it in my coffee cup as it wll probably look like diluted blood and platelets and whatnot. I can do without that part.

Yep. Dollar general it is. Sigh.

Later.
Anna

Anna I hope you feel better soon!

 

[NolaMel]

Diet pepsi + southern comfort. Not the best, but it works.

Ok, THAT sounds nasty! To be fair, in college we drank it with mt dew. I’m with Anna, there’s nothing redeeming about southern comfort.
I got 5 new long steepers/ testers mixed. Tomorrow I will tackle a couple base ADVs. Somehow I’m out of 30ml bottles, so I’m stuck doing either 10 ml testers, or 60 mls... only have a few I mix that much of (cheesecake and milkshake bases). 30s will be here Friday. Maybe I’ll get frisky tomorrow and pull the flavors in preparation for the bottles.

 

[Nailz]

So just want to see if people agree with my thinking here....

I bought some 0mg juice as was really cheap, and I'll just add my own nicotine, so just going to use my ejuice calculator to make it 3mg, do the same VG/PG ratio and put in about 20% flavoring (as commerical juice, guess be high in flavor) and it should give me about how much nic to add, sound about right way to do it?

 

[FranC]

Ok, THAT sounds nasty! To be fair, in college we drank it with mt dew. I’m with Anna, there’s nothing redeeming about southern comfort.
I got 5 new long steepers/ testers mixed. Tomorrow I will tackle a couple base ADVs. Somehow I’m out of 30ml bottles, so I’m stuck doing either 10 ml testers, or 60 mls... only have a few I mix that much of (cheesecake and milkshake bases). 30s will be here Friday. Maybe I’ll get frisky tomorrow and pull the flavors in preparation for the bottles.

I have plans on mixing just one tomorrow.

 

[hittman]

I drank a lot of tequila when I was in the army. I was stationed close to the Mexico border and we would go over to Juarez and get 25 cent tequila shots. It was good because we didn’t have much money to spend.

 

[dc99]

So just want to see if people agree with my thinking here....

I bought some 0mg juice as was really cheap, and I'll just add my own nicotine, so just going to use my ejuice calculator to make it 3mg, do the same VG/PG ratio and put in about 20% flavoring (as commerical juice, guess be high in flavor) and it should give me about how much nic to add, sound about right way to do it?

Let me see if I have this straight. You bought a complete juice except it was 0mg and you want to add enough nic to make it 3mg?