I asked the sweetener question not too long ago and here is the list I made:
Meringue
E.M.
Honeysuckle
CAP Super Sweet
Sugardaddy sweetener
Swanson Liquid Stevia (alcohol free, sold at grocery stores)
Stevia Sweetener from BCF
Eri
thritol
TFA Sweetener
Marshmallow
Cotton Candy
Yes us white haired people have to unfairly be put in the "old" category. I had my first white hair at the innocent age of 16! That's OK...I can take it.

(I'm joking...I'm not sad!) Most people love my white hair though and I definitely love it better than the too dark sort of skunky look of the red roots and dark ends from over coloring I had for a while. I can pick out an overly processed head of white hair from a mile away. My sis in law is one...she really needs to let her white hair shine and stop coloring. I think Mike Pence is hot!
No my calm day isn't happening. Nobody at work will leave me alone! Just too much. No mixing done. Yet. I guess I better go answer some more emails.

Is it 4 o'clock yet?