Some dudes have awesome great girly butts. I bet they compensate with ferocious mustaches sometimes.
If it were me I'd probably stitch in BRIGHT RED LETTERS "I get my .... is shapely but I am not a female. Quit staring. You disgusting letch."
Maybe like, I would wear it to job interviews or maybe not. I got hired at the NIH out of college "Because of my doc martins" the MD/PhD said. LOL. He was awesome. He was like "Well I think I can trust the utterances of a chick so unconcerned with interviews, she wore
doc martins."
Those heady days are long over. I wish I could remember his name dude, because I bet he'd remember me and give me a great reference. LOL, he was a trip. One time I ate something that gave me hives all over. I asked him about it and he said "I have NO IDEA I am an MD/PhD so I don't have to look at that sort of crap. But if you are asking to leave early to go to an ACTUAL doctor you didn't need to show me THAT, it is completely granted!"
I did in fact go to a doc and he was like, "OMG when did you get that?" I was like ,"Meh maybe two days ago." I got a long lecture, on how my
throat could close any minute and prescriptions for steroids and whatnot.
I still have NO CLUE what it was, but that was when the older brother FIRST accused me of being a "Chaos magnet." I think I
threw out my back the week before or something. I was like, "Cenosred to you, I AM NOT."
He was all like, "Oh, I think you are. And I bet you think you can't help it but acceptance is the FIRST STEP."
I was like, you are a complete full and UTTER ...
e. It was not the first time either, I called him that.
You know that desert island disks thing NPR was always doing and it was boring as all GET out? I think it would be cool to do instead, the "Top 10 people you hate the most with you on a desert island." My brother would be on the list. Also Hillary because I have wanted to engage her in hand to hand (and coconut) combat in quite some time. And it would not be all TEAM based like how to get off the island. Success would mean you were ALONE on the island.
I got a shot, my brother's IQ is slightly higher (per my mom she kept psycho tabs on us all every couple years an IQ test was administered, she was so NUTS. LOL. I can't include my mommy though, I love her I can't drown her.
I can form allegiances and I am also the "creative" one. Creativity is gonna count in this game and ALSO I would so pick my brother off first.
Forget "getting to know him," and all that. I know him well enough to know...we ain't pals. I sent him a Christmas gift for the first time in a long time. Unfortunately my card read, "We will never understand each other so liking each other is IMPOSSIBLE probably. However, please appreciate the tiny token of my acknowledgement we are related.
My mom was like, "Oh.... Anna."
I could have written a lot worse. Trust me.
Anna
