Okay I was out burning for 1.5 hours. I came to get a protein shake and like, the husband told me I needed to drink a half gallon of water now. I drank SOME but now it's diet pepsi and
vaping while I rest a half hour.
He can suck it. It's not EVERY dude who has a wife who is a) tough enough (he, of course, has the GIANT like weed killer where you have to attach the HUGE propane
tank and like wheel it around the yard) let alone DELIGHT in and be ABLE to like not be scared of the weed burner because it is pretty dang intense and ALSO come inside and announce "This is great!"
LOL it really is fun. Hard, but fun. Oh my god though 110 plus surrounded by fiery weeds really gets you sweating.
I HATE Jehovah's Witnesses, I'm sorry I do and my SIL is a refugee from one, her dad like "outcasted" her mom for I forget why but like, that is why she is kind of a mess. She sorta had to parent everyone because her mom was trying to feed everyone.
I found out the husband was letting them in, "To convert them to Christianity" he said, and I said, "YOU don't need to be acting like THEM and frankly they are ROACHES. You do not let them IN!! They never leave." I told him if I ever heard talk of him letting the witnesses in, I was gonna accusing him of having an affair with one, seriously enough for us to need marriage counseling for a
long time."
It seemed to be an effective
threat only 2 showed up at our cul de sac, and I went FLYING out of the house, barely dressed as they DROVE INTO OUR YARD as if they HAD EVERY right to and I was screaming, "Get the hell off our property!!! Do you see our gate? Just because it was OPEN you do NOT have right of entry!!! I will call the cops and if they don't get here soon enough, I WILL SHOOT! Don't think I WON'T!!!"
LOL my neighbor who was dealing with them more gently looked at me with intense admiration and amusement. Heh, he told the husband he would "miss me" when I moved to Sierra Vista.
I hate them and I HATE HOW THEY LOITER AROUND next to like abortion places with signs. The last time I saw them I had just left my oral surgeon's office "for something minor" which like, resulted (as usual ) in my looking like a domestic violence victim. I was not in a good mood. I started screaming at them about how I had just had oral surgery and to annoy some person who just had THAT done was sinful.
They went into "silent mode." It was very annoying. I did not behave in a Jesus like fashion I jumped out of my car and began a mumbly sort of monologue about how they were so pathetic they couldn't even answer my comments and like other awful stuff.
To be fair they really are like roaches. When one like, little enclave sprouted at the top of our road, and well, I knew it would be a problem. The husband really DOES want to convert them from the cult, and I am like, "Oh honey, we could do that but it would involve kidnapping one and chaining her up in the spare bedroom and a full on deprograming and I just don't have the time."
Anna