I just wanted to say hi, been here a while and there is something wrong with my phone not sure what but like I think they lead lined the building. Not exactly a huge deal but it is annoying.
We all got here safe although it does also seem like (me especially) were all trying to die along the trip. Which was so epic it will need to be done in installments because I need WAY more coffee and also to like do some stuff like (Day 2: Husband hits parked truck in the parking lot then drives away in that RATHER hurried way where you are like, "I am not sure I hit something but I am NOT stopping to find out." Well I saw it so I left her a message and like, she called later and we talked for 45 minutes but she was really nice neither here than there. I am glad I PHYSICALLY saw it because it was Walmart and like, they have cameras and like, well she WORKED there and like, it was her only vehicle she was really freaked out we would not deal with it and I was like, (firmly) "No, we will pay for that" I don't understand people who hit parked cars like, doing that.
In any case day 3 our Motel was a study in Movies Like Steven King abo Hotels where eventually, I was laying on the (rather brightly and 70 ish patterned hotel with no idea about my room number or like ANYTHING muttering "Redrum redrum" to my self and waiting to see toddlers on tykes. It was SO bad (but I will get to that) I may have to REVIEW it on the internet and that review would consist of "If you want the Authentic Steven King Hotel Experience, go here." Couse it was in MA and they are ALL FREAKING NUTS ANWYAY.
So like the next day I decided *I* would choose the hotel and I had NO IDEA what I was doing. It looked cheap and serviceable and was in KY some weird town somewhere. When I got there it was HORRIFYING and like, I should not even have gotten out of the CAR but I could not FACE more driving dude, and like, I hopped out in the vain hope
TO BE CONTINUED posted by accident but this is merely a brief summary LOL.