Happy day before Friday, frothers.
I have TFA and FA, but have only used the TFA so far. Seemed pretty close to "real" to me, (the TFA).
Chocolate?
We deal with those every summer (well, this past one, being so dry here, wasn't much of a problem) since our land abuts wetlands. We've found these (or similar) to work pretty well.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07X4YF1KZ/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
Other makes are around, I like the ones like these that use "regular" alkalines, many use little button cells, hard to keep those in stock...