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hawkizefan

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So...this guy marries a gal, not for love but because her daddy has a lot of $$$.
Because its all about $$$ and because he has no attraction to her, they never "sealed the deal" (if you get my drift).
Now this girl was sweet but she was in fact a virgin and about as naive they come.

.one day while the guy was at work his naive wife was cleaning around the house when she came upon a rubber in her husbands drawer. She had no idea what it was.

Later that evening when the guy came home his wife held up the rubber and asked him what it was.
Being caught completely off guard the guy blurted out the truth and told her it was a condom.
She then asked him what it was for, and having recovered his composure...and being a quick thinker, he explained to her that if you're outside and smoking a cigarette and it begins to rain...you unroll a condom over your cigarette and the rain won't put it out.

As I said....she was very naive and bought that explanation and life went on.

A few days later the young lady was downtown shopping, going from store to store, and she lit up a smoke.
Almost at once there was a flash of lightning, a clap of thunder and the rain began to fall.

She ducked into a nearby drugstore ...went to the counter and told the guy there that she needed a condom immediately.
The guy told her "absolutely..no problem" and asked her what size.

The young lady glanced at the cigarette between her fingers and announced to the man that she needed one big enough to fit a camel.:laugh:
 

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Even if they were here, do you think he would tell you

Maybe.....
Did you get to cross the street by yourself today or has that been pushed back?..lol:D...

Sup keg? Thought i was going to have to entertain myself....again. not that there's anything wrong with that. I amuse myself and enjoy hanging with me.
 

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Maybe.....
Did you get to cross the street by yourself today or has that been pushed back?..lol:D...

Sup keg? Thought i was going to have to entertain myself....again. not that there's anything wrong with that. I amuse myself and enjoy hanging with me.

Not much just sitting here at work bored and tired. After 4 hours at the zoo earlier, its gonna be a long night

Yep I'm a big boy now
 

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Not much just sitting here at work bored and tired. After 4 hours at the zoo earlier, its gonna be a long night

Yep I'm a big boy now

So you're sporting pull-ups?....lol...sorry dude. It's only funny cuz I'm like 5-10 years from that.
Sucks you're at work, but at least you're not out in the heat.
This heat is kicking my ....
 

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So you're sporting pull-ups?....lol...sorry dude. It's only funny cuz I'm like 5-10 years from that.
Sucks you're at work, but at least you're not out in the heat.
This heat is kicking my ....

Ya this heat sucks, they are talking highs in the 80's on saturday, but at this point, if its not raining it really down matter.

I just finished off the french pipe, I am indeed sad.
 

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Ya this heat sucks, they are talking highs in the 80's on saturday, but at this point, if its not raining it really down matter.

I just finished off the french pipe, I am indeed sad.

I'll French pipe you up my friend. Just put your order in. My cart system is a bit f-uped....but if it charges you triple I SWEAR I'll refund your coin....lol...

I'm tickled one of my piddly mixes was to your liking. Let me know...my pleasure.

I'm wondering if I poisoned jefferys with my grog....last I heard.."big plumes" ...then nada.

Vg. Is a weird liquid.....pg rocks.
 

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I'll French pipe you up my friend. Just put your order in. My cart system is a bit f-uped....but if it charges you triple I SWEAR I'll refund your coin....lol...

I'm tickled one of my piddly mixes was to your liking. Let me know...my pleasure.

I'm wondering if I poisoned jefferys with my grog....last I heard.."big plumes" ...then nada.

Vg. Is a weird liquid.....pg rocks.

Nothing piddly about your mix, it was good stuff. I'd take the same thing you gave me last time, french pipe 22 drops, 32 mg. Yes its hits like a ton of bricks, but that big flavor needs that thump behind it. If you want me to be a guinea pig and you wanna add a couple drops of DK tab to it, be my guest.
 

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Nothing piddly about your mix, it was good stuff. I'd take the same thing you gave me last time, french pipe 22 drops, 32 mg. Yes its hits like a ton of bricks, but that big flavor needs that thump behind it. If you want me to be a guinea pig and you wanna add a couple drops of DK tab to it, be my guest.

You got it Holmes...
This is like cooking for my family....if I make something they like I get all woodrow...

Look at you...32mg...just like the big boys. Keep that up you'll be crossing the street AND going to the corner market on your own before the snow flies..lol...

The dk rocks....maybe not for everybody but I see potential in this one.

Ok...French-tab(if I make it..I get to name it)....and I promise...no genital dipping on this batch.:D
Maybe one dip....but nowhere near what you got on that last batch.......

Ok..."french tab"...32 mgish....80ish/20ish.....sound good?
Might need to give me a day or so.....cool?
 

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You got it Holmes...
This is like cooking for my family....if I make something they like I get all woodrow...

Look at you...32mg...just like the big boys. Keep that up you'll be crossing the street AND going to the corner market on your own before the snow flies..lol...

The dk rocks....maybe not for everybody but I see potential in this one.

Ok...French-tab(if I make it..I get to name it)....and I promise...no genital dipping on this batch.:D
Maybe one dip....but nowhere near what you got on that last batch.......

Ok..."french tab"...32 mgish....80ish/20ish.....sound good?
Might need to give me a day or so.....cool?

Ya all sounds good, no hurry, no need to sit down and make it unless your mixing for yourself.
 
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