So...this guy marries a gal, not for love but because her daddy has a lot of $$$.
Because its all about $$$ and because he has no attraction to her, they never "sealed the deal" (if you get my drift).
Now this girl was sweet but she was in fact a virgin and about as naive they come.
.one day while the guy was at work his naive wife was cleaning around the house when she came upon a rubber in her husbands drawer. She had no idea what it was.
Later that evening when the guy came home his wife held up the rubber and asked him what it was.
Being caught completely off guard the guy blurted out the truth and told her it was a condom.
She then asked him what it was for, and having recovered his composure...and being a quick thinker, he explained to her that if you're outside and smoking a cigarette and it begins to rain...you unroll a condom over your cigarette and the rain won't put it out.
As I said....she was very naive and bought that explanation and life went on.
A few days later the young lady was downtown shopping, going from store to store, and she lit up a smoke.
Almost at once there was a flash of lightning, a clap of thunder and the rain began to fall.
She ducked into a nearby drugstore ...went to the counter and told the guy there that she needed a condom immediately.
The guy told her "absolutely..no problem" and asked her what size.
The young lady glanced at the cigarette between her fingers and announced to the man that she needed one big enough to fit a camel.
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