Should've listened to the Bad News!

[MD_Boater]

GoodNews! is your G.Monkey should be available near the same time as you will be able to harvest a fresh legal fish specimen for the experiment. BadNews! is your three letter affiliation with vape mail disqualifies your findings. However we still appreciate your scientific efforts and wish you the best in your e-cig industry endeavors.

I don't actually get involved with vape mail, I just make sure that they get paid for it...

So if I do ever decide to start an e-cig related business, can I count on you support as long as I name it something like "Monkey .... Vapes"? I think my bank might not like the idea of financing such a venture.

 

[FearTX]

Monkey .... Vapes

Monkey .... is actually a good brand name.

http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/

Sign me up for your first releases of premier juice please.

 

[catalinaflyer]

I'm falling rapidly from my 12 step program but I just can't help myself.

I about fell out of my seat when I seen him get all excited about being able to buy pre-boiled cotton balls at $2.95 for 4. I want to shake the hand of the person behind Kidney Puncher (and get some advice on my investment portfolio) who seen this guy coming and came up with that brilliant marketing ploy. I can think of absolutely no other reason why they would carry this product except to see themselves recommended to GN and rush to put that item on there knowing he would wee all over himself when he came across them, AND HE DID!!!

So... GoodNews!

When will we FINALLY get some video reviews?

He hasn't figured out how to use a simple ego twist in 4 years, can't boil water, is scared of a drill bit, doesn't have a Phillips screwdriver and you want videos from him. Well the one phrase that comes to mind, you can want in one hand............................ (Just don't vape what's in the other, might figure out what he's been putting in his clearo's)

I'm afraid you, sir, owe me a new keyboard and possibly a top cap for a kayfun. While reading your post, I made the mistake of drinking some coffee...which came out of my nose with extreme velocity, ruining my keyboard. In an attempt to wipe it down quickly, I went full blown seizure victim, promptly knocking everything off my desk. I found everything but the top cap. The "bad news" is what did me in.

Yup, a new laptop is in store for me too, just took a great big swig of Starbucks and now I have a severe burning sensation in my sinuses.

 

[zoiDman]

I don't actually get involved with vape mail, I just make sure that they get paid for it...

So if I do ever decide to start an e-cig related business, can I count on you support as long as I name it something like "Monkey .... Vapes"? I think my bank might not like the idea of financing such a venture.

Is someone does want to start a company called "Monkey .... Vapes", I have the Perfect logo for it.

 

[MD_Boater]

Y'all keep this up, and I am going to do it. I'm going to offer a wide variety eLiquids. All based on banana.

Banana bread
Banana nut bread
Banana muffin
Blueberry banana muffin
Ripe banana
Green banana
Banana pie
Banana custard
Banana rum
Banana punch
Strawberry banana
Kiwi banana

You get the point.

 

[zoiDman]

Y'all keep this up, and I am going to do it. I'm going to offer a wide variety eLiquids. All based on banana.

Banana bread
Banana nut bread
Banana muffin
Blueberry banana muffin
Ripe banana
Green banana
Banana pie
Banana custard
Banana rum
Banana punch
Strawberry banana
Kiwi banana

You get the point.

Don't forget about "Rhesus Pieces",

And "Ebola Surprise".

 

[DaveP]

I actually bought an Aspire today for $6.99 in the B&M store I trade with. I brought it home, vaped for a while, and went back to my old original Protank just because it's shorter and fits my pocket better. IMO, both were similar in vape volume and flavor. It was just MEH ... I'll go back to old faithful.

It wasn't bad. It just holds less juice and is too long. I'll keep it around for a change here and there.

I'm still looking for the perfect vape after 3 1/2 years.

 

[Baditude]

I saw it too....I did a face plant. I saw another one where he hopes he gets some freebies for being an alpha reviewer or something. I can't help but to think he has multiple user names on here and Baditude or someone is playing a big trick on all of us.

I assure you, I am not Good News!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again....I generally avoid his posts like the plague. How or why someone who has had consistantly bad luck with clearomizers and continues to use them is beyond my comprehension.

Clearomizers basically are for novice beginning vapers. They are accepted to be the first step in a vaper's progression in juice delivery attachments. The majority of people who use them move on to more proven attachments. You've been vaping for how many years now and are still using them almost exclusively? And as I recall you are still smoking the stinkies, too?

You proclaim yourself knowledgeable about vaping and a reviewer of products, yet continue to make the same mistakes time after time by repeatedly buying products already known to have sub-par quality control, sub-par performance, and sub-par consistancy. Pitch the clearomizers and move on to something else, Good News! Try a quality cartotank like an IBTanked, please.

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/tanks/510447-old-school-carto-tank-fellas.html

BADITUDE'S CARTOTANK SETUP GUIDE

IBTANKED PYREX CARTOTANKS - A REVIEW

CARTOTANK HELP FOR A NOOB

 

[zoiDman]

I assure you, I am not Good News!

...

Yeah... If you had a Sock Puppet, wouldn't you call him "Bad News!"

 

[MD_Boater]

Don't forget about "Rhesus Pieces",

And "Ebola Surprise".

I don't plan on flinging any poo around the juice lab, so there won't be any Ebola flavors...

 

[zoiDman]

I don't plan on flinging any poo around the juice lab, so there won't be any Ebola flavors...

Good Call.

You might also want to think of starting you company Anyplace but Reston Virginia. Just to be sure.

 

[catalinaflyer]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again....I generally avoid his posts like the plague. How or why someone who has had consistantly bad luck with clearomizers and continues to use them is beyond my comprehension. These are for novice beginners. You've been vaping for how many years now and are still using them almost exclusively? And as I recall you are still smoking the stinkies, too? Pitch the clearomizers and move on to something else, Good News! Try a quality cartotank like an IBTanked, please.

He did just recently have a semi-successful stint (30 minutes) with a Cisco atty however he was running it at 3.5 to 4 watts so it gunked up and quit giving him a "proper" vape. He has been told by dozens of people that it can be cleared out by dry burning it but he literally almost had a breakdown thinking about it and typing out a novel questioning if he could do it. In the end he has given up on it and refuses to try another one because of the cost. He's now going to try a dripper but refuses to think there's something wrong with his spinner that gets heated just trying to run a simple CE5.

At one point I tired of the constant battle he's having with himself and offered to PIF with him by giving him an SID, dripper, battery and charger to which he completely ignored and I got a slap on the back of the hand from Head Master for violating some rule. Of course he still keeps dropping hints wanting suppliers to send him freebies to "review" and is allowed to keep doing it. Heck I got another one just tonight for a one-liner I dropped on another thread.

 

[olderthandirt]

I'm falling rapidly from my 12 step program but I just can't help myself.

I about fell out of my seat when I seen him get all excited about being able to buy pre-boiled cotton balls at $2.95 for 4. I want to shake the hand of the person behind Kidney Puncher (and get some advice on my investment portfolio) who seen this guy coming and came up with that brilliant marketing ploy. I can think of absolutely no other reason why they would carry this product except to see themselves recommended to GN and rush to put that item on there knowing he would wee all over himself when he came across them, AND HE DID!!!
....

I'm another that reads but does not post in the GoodNews shtuff. Until today.
S'pose you can call me late to the party p'raps but the above took my breath away. Kidneypuncher selling pre-boiled cotton balls?
Really?

I went, I looked and I saw!

It's true!

That there is some awfully funny stuff that there is (-:

 

[catalinaflyer]

I'm another that reads but does not post in the GoodNews shtuff. Until today.
S'pose you can call me late to the party p'raps but the above took my breath away. Kidneypuncher selling pre-boiled cotton balls?
Really?

I went, I looked and I saw!

It's true!

That there is some awfully funny stuff that there is (-:

Here you go, the person behind the boiled cotton balls at Kidney Puncher is my hero!! (I use plain ole Wal-Mart cotton balls right out of the bag but I'm thinking I'll boil a few dozen, put em up on eBay and retire)

OMG Kidney Puncher has PRE-BOILED ORGANIC COTTON! !!! !!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!

 

[olderthandirt]

Oh.... my.... the tears......

 

[sawlight]

I'm sorry, but I have to really wonder if it wouldn't be better for everyone if some people went back to smoking?
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink!
You can fix anything with duct tape, but stupid!

 

[KenD]

Complaining about not having enough money to buy anything better than a used up, broken spinner but willing to spend $3 on pre-boiled cotton balls because boiling water is to difficult/taxing. That's truly impressing...

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[KenD]

Oh, and getting a drill bit is too much trouble (or too expensive?) as well...

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[MorpheusPA]

Personally, I only use pre-boiled Egyptian cotton. 600 thread count. Martha Stewart branding.

I gotta admit, I just use silica wick because I actually prefer the taste (there's something about even well-boiled, frequently drained cotton I simply don't care for). But I don't complain about the fact that the stuff...well, it kind of isn't that great.

 

[Asbestos4004]

Personally, I only use pre-boiled Egyptian cotton. 600 thread count. Martha Stewart branding.

I gotta admit, I just use silica wick because I actually prefer the taste (there's something about even well-boiled, frequently drained cotton I simply don't care for). But I don't complain about the fact that the stuff...well, it kind of isn't that great.

Well, at least now we know you're a silica vender. I don't like silica, I like cotton. I work for CVS Sterilized Cotton Ball USA Division. Silica gives me a drywall taste mixed with machining oil in my unwashed clearo that I found outside a strip club.

Side note: This is pure speculation.....I'm guessing he's not allowed to be within 200 feet of a school. Call it a hunch.