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lol lookit you go! 
I'm almost ultra lol i've been a busy woman of late I guess
I'm almost ultra lol i've been a busy woman of late I guess
We need to take bets on when Class will hit the 10,000 mark. I say it'll happen this Sunday.
If we get one of those 'last word' conversations going, she will hit 10,000 by Thurs. 
Well, here's one for ya! I once had the pleasure of a night out on the town with the girls - ya know the ones where you get all dressed up and you look so awesome in all your hotness. One trip to the ladies room and then of course back out - clear. across. the. club only to have your friend tell you that the back of your skirt is completely tucked into your panty hose. Let's not even think about the whole commando part of the situation. O.M.G. 
I was SO embarrassed!
OR..I was in on this but didnt happen to me - THANK GOD.
After another night out with the girls..after the clubs closed ending up back at one of the girls apts - tipsy and thinking that making pizza sounded like fun. Let me preface this by saying that we changed into more comfy clothes and my friend is grabbing at her undies..only to find she put them on - crotch side on her HIP. Same girl - lights the gas stove for our pizza making adventure..her whole head is in the stove and all of a sudden we hear this WWHOOOOSH - and she jerks her head back...and most of her eye lashes are gone and her eye brows are singed and smoking. LMAO I am dying laughing thinking about this again. We were on the floor flat out laughing for hours til we cried..dont think we ever ate the pizza!! Oh my..it wasn't pretty! Don't cook intoxicated with gas....
I was SO embarrassed!OR..I was in on this but didnt happen to me - THANK GOD.
After another night out with the girls..after the clubs closed ending up back at one of the girls apts - tipsy and thinking that making pizza sounded like fun. Let me preface this by saying that we changed into more comfy clothes and my friend is grabbing at her undies..only to find she put them on - crotch side on her HIP. Same girl - lights the gas stove for our pizza making adventure..her whole head is in the stove and all of a sudden we hear this WWHOOOOSH - and she jerks her head back...and most of her eye lashes are gone and her eye brows are singed and smoking. LMAO I am dying laughing thinking about this again. We were on the floor flat out laughing for hours til we cried..dont think we ever ate the pizza!! Oh my..it wasn't pretty! Don't cook intoxicated with gas....
Yeah right...it didn't happen to you LOL!
I went shopping in my brand new grey car...came out of the mall and jumped into my black van, stuck the key in and cranked it up (the lock broke years earlier and so i could have started it with a butter knife). I avoided putting my foot in the hole just below the brake and put it in gear. Just as I was going to back out I spotted some stuff on the gear box that wasn't mine...then I remebered that van wasn't mine anymore! What were the odds that it would be parked near my new car in a mall parking lot? I snuck out as fast as possible and got in my car, praying the cops weren't on the way! I did notice the new owner didn't lock it..who would steal a 20 year old rode hard and put up wet van?..besides me!
I went shopping in my brand new grey car...came out of the mall and jumped into my black van, stuck the key in and cranked it up (the lock broke years earlier and so i could have started it with a butter knife). I avoided putting my foot in the hole just below the brake and put it in gear. Just as I was going to back out I spotted some stuff on the gear box that wasn't mine...then I remebered that van wasn't mine anymore! What were the odds that it would be parked near my new car in a mall parking lot? I snuck out as fast as possible and got in my car, praying the cops weren't on the way! I did notice the new owner didn't lock it..who would steal a 20 year old rode hard and put up wet van?..besides me!
The odds are really out there on that one !!! Oh my !!!!!
Hi blue ! Welcome to The Women's Room !!!
..Laughing my tail off at both stories !!!
Hi blue ! Welcome to The Women's Room !!!
..Laughing my tail off at both stories !!!
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