The Answer is a Question

[beebopnjazz]

Bob's so old he still lives in a cave, eh? Am I right?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What's with all this confounded newfangled technology? Does anybody know how to stop the 12:00 flashing on my VCR?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

How do tese phone-y thingys work without cords?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Ah, did you remember to CHARGE them?

 

[Paislia]

Charge them? As an accessory?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Accessory? Are you just wearing 'em like a bread hat for the sake of fashion?

 

[Paislia]

Fashion? That's a bird feeder, isn't it?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Uh, you get the warmth of fresh bread in your ears and the pigeons for free?

 

[Paislia]

Doesn't that always end up like this?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Uh, now you know how bread cat feels?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Don't cats taste better deep-fried?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Yeah, but don't you find it a pain stuffing them first?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

How does that joke go with the punch line "You can't shave a cat"?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't a hairy, uh, "kitty" considered a fetish now?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Why aren't the women answering any of our questions anymore?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What about, "Could boobies get any bigger?!"

 

[Paislia]

You volunteering to help them lay bigger eggs?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What if we just helped 'em find a good plastic surgeon once they got a little older?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

What's wrong with a little sagginess, it happens to us?

 

[Vchick]

Well good morning.........this thread has, um taken a turn...