The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

Doesn't pie cause you to forget your diet? Mmmm pie.

 

[Paislia]

What's a Diet?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you ever hear donuts calling your name?

 

[Paislia]

Who's he??

 

[bobsyeruncle]

He's got chocolate fudge topping and a delicious creamy center; do you want to meet him?

 

[Paislia]

I dunno - Are the nuts really made of "doh!"??

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Aren't nuts the main cause of male stupidity?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

I dunno - Are the nuts really made of "doh!"??

Did you know eating lots of donuts is a good way to reduce your chances of pregnancy?

Aren't nuts the main cause of male stupidity?

Uh, isn't their, uh, accomplice in the middle a bigger source of concern?

 

[loxmythe]

Isn't the "middle man" just a patsy for the nuts evil plans?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Doesn't he still enjoying playing patsy even after he's lost one or both wingmen to cancer, "tetherball", etc.?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Or a football injury?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Ouch! How many points did the kicker get?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Would you believe it was the skull of my good friend Bryan "the Head" Hyland?

 

[Paislia]

Soooooo, what kind of donuts am I supposed to get tomorrow morning again?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Why don't you just "follow your nose"?

 

[Titanium]

If you followed your nose wouldn't you be nosey?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Nosey? Meee??

 

[Titanium]

It's the nose that knows right?
Or was it left?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Who nose? Why don't you pick?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Isn't nose surgery ironically called Rhinoplasty?