The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

How awesome would a rhinoceros horn be? Especially when you're stuck at the back of a big line ...

 

[RippleInStillWater]

How awesome would a rhinoceros horn be? Especially when you're stuck at the back of a big line ...

I don't know, wouldn't sneezing be dangerous to anyone close?

 

[Paislia]

Isn't it always?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Wouldn't threatening to sneeze be an even more awesome way to get to the front of a line than just charging through it?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Isn't being a line-cutter one of the lowest forms of human life you can be?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Who wants to camp out to guarantee a primo spot in line?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Didn't you ever do that to get concert tickets?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Wouldn't you have felt like a complete tool if you did that for the premiere of the first Star Wars prequel?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Is the reverence I have for Star Wars (which what I guess is called IV now ) maybe a generational thing?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Wouldn't you like to be able to see the original trilogy in hi-def without all the edits and "enhancements"?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

And see ET when the bad guys still had guns? Frakkin' revisionist history........

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Or how about The Shining before it became a romantic comedy?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Or how the Dark Side of the Moon is set to The Wizard of Oz?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

How awesome were Clare Torry's vocals on The Great Gig in the Sky?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Do you remember Kate Smith's wondrous rendition of God Bless America?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Didn't she spend most of her time eating America?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Wasn't that Jeffrey Dahmer that was trying to eat america?

 

[loxmythe]

Didn't he prefer Asian fare?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Do you think they are less filling? Or taste great?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Aren't you just going to be hungry again an hour later?