The Answer is a Question

[RippleInStillWater]

And ready for the bathroom in 2?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is it going to hurt?

 

[SinisterRaccoon]

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to hear it, does the guy standing in the falling trees path feel pain when it falls on him?

 

[loxmythe]

Can't we just ignore the guy and the tree and blame the republicans for it?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are the Republicans now responsible for the pain of sitting on the toilet, too?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Did you know thousands of people die yearly doing that evacuation?

 

[Paislia]

How is there a guy in the tree's path if no one is there?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Uh, when you gotta "evacuate", any tree will do?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Did you know a tree fell on my FIL in the forest and it did make a sound?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Was your FIL silent the whole time?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Don't you know I wish my far-right, Fauxnews-watching, arch-conservative inlaw would not spout his drivel at my son?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Could you just sic another tree on him?

 

[Paislia]

The trees are all liberals? Is that why conservatives call liberals, "tree huggers"?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't that better than what the "Tea Baggers" call themselves? Haven't they heard of Urban Dictionary?

 

[loxmythe]

Isn't it better to be the bagger than the baggee?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Doesn't putting 'em out there like that carry a risk of painful injury when things don't go as planned?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Did you know there were some acts I do not see as necesary for ful enjoyment by both participants?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Um, what part of "tea bagging" might be considered enjoyable for the recipient?

 

[john333]

might that be better measured by a reciprocal action?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

And what could that action possibly be?!?!?!?