The Answer is a Question

[loxmythe]

Can I have curds and gravy on those fries Eh??

(in the US that translates to "who eats this nasty crap?")

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Do you know that's how Yuppers sound, too?

 

[Vapture]

Did you mean `May I` and dressing instead of curds

(another american falls for the curds and fries gag )

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Does just thinking about it already get you pootin'?

 

[beebopnjazz]

I wanna know how many times I have to ask "what's wrong with bob?" before someone answers me?

 

[loxmythe]

How many times do I have to tell you he's Canadian??

 

[Vapture]

Do Canadians really have tails?

 

[Vapture]

Don't they freeze and snap off as soon as you cross the border into Canada?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Have you heard there's a two-drink minimum before I start showing my tail?

 

[Prism]

Only 2, Why are you so easy?

 

[Vapture]

Is the 2 drink minimum for the person looking?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

???

Have you seen the size of the drinks?

 

[Vapture]

Are you sure that's not, just a really little guy?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Wouldn't all that beer make him pretty big?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Doesn't that much beer make you pretty small?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't a quick tongue more important, anyhow?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Isn't even the tongue slow and spastic after that much beer (I know words don't form easily from, ahem, personal experience )?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Spastic? Couldn't that sometimes be a plus?

 

[Prism]

Have you guys been reading Cosmo again?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Cosmo Kramer? Wouldn't he be a phrenologist's nightmare?