The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

Has anyone put on a thong and tried replicating the problem?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Haven't you seen 'Hall Pass'?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Happiness is a good snit?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Isn't happiness a warm gun?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Doesn't that depend on who it's pointed at?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Doesn't it also matter the type of gun that's being held?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is having a .45 pointed at you more fun than a .22?

 

[beckyblue]

Are you well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand, like a lizard on a window pane??

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Uh, won't gym socks do the trick?

 

[beckyblue]

You have velvet gym socks?!?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Have you ever watched Blue Velvet?!?!?!

 

[beckyblue]

Who's that in the closet?

 

[loxmythe]

Didn't Dennis Hopper make his "comeback" with that?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

And how is Dennis Hopper doing now?

 

[beckyblue]

Haven't you heard of hog heaven?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Hog Heaven, would that be in my belly under a layer of scrambled eggs and orange juice?

 

[daventura]

Did you know that pigs don't sweat?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What if it's because no one wants to put those lazy, fat hogs on a treadmill knowing they'll just drag their poop all over it?

 

[loxmythe]

Pigs on treadmills - Isn't that how "lean" bacon is made?

 

[beckyblue]

Oh, you have that leaning bacon problem, too? Have you tried better meat-distribution?