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I thought this was just purr-fect for 'Fintastic Friday'... 
Shark
There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat.
As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is a ways off and he starts swimming like crazy. Hes scared to death, and as he turns to see the jaws of the great white beast open revealing its teeth in a horrific splendor, the atheist screams, Oh God! Save me!
In an instant time is frozen and a bright light shines down from above. The man is motionless in the water when he hears the voice of God say, You are an atheist. Why do you call upon me when you do not believe in me?
Aghast with confusion and knowing he cant lie the man replies, Well, thats true I dont believe in you, but how about the shark? Can you make the shark believe in you?
The Lord replies, As you wish, and the light retracted back into the heavens and the man could feel the water begin to move once again.
As the atheist looks back he can see the jaws of the shark start to close down on him, when all of sudden the shark stops and pulls back.
Shocked, the man looks at the shark as the huge beast closes its eyes and bows its head and says, Thank you Lord for this food which I am about to receive
Shark
There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat.
As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is a ways off and he starts swimming like crazy. Hes scared to death, and as he turns to see the jaws of the great white beast open revealing its teeth in a horrific splendor, the atheist screams, Oh God! Save me!
In an instant time is frozen and a bright light shines down from above. The man is motionless in the water when he hears the voice of God say, You are an atheist. Why do you call upon me when you do not believe in me?
Aghast with confusion and knowing he cant lie the man replies, Well, thats true I dont believe in you, but how about the shark? Can you make the shark believe in you?
The Lord replies, As you wish, and the light retracted back into the heavens and the man could feel the water begin to move once again.
As the atheist looks back he can see the jaws of the shark start to close down on him, when all of sudden the shark stops and pulls back.
Shocked, the man looks at the shark as the huge beast closes its eyes and bows its head and says, Thank you Lord for this food which I am about to receive
Q: What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
A: Take the words out of his mouth!
A: Take the words out of his mouth!
Congrats jj2!! I didn't even know that M&P had picked out any winners yet.
Anybody else win some goodies?
Anybody else win some goodies?
Q: What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?
A: A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
A: A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
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