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I forgot who emailed this to me, anyone live in any of these places? And if so please elaborate on your town history...
I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a ....... I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.
What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide." He told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back!
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab.
My father was stupid. He worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens.
Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide." He told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back!
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab.
My father was stupid. He worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens.
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