The REO Lounge - Part II

[Rhapsodies Fire]

Good morning all!

Well, I didn't sleep well last night. The smell of Jack's Limburger e-juice wafting from the shipping box kept me salivating all night. Hard to sleep on a soaking wet pillow unless you are a mermaid. So I got up and in tribute to Jack, drank the requisite 5-6 pots of coffee...BRB gotta pee...Ok where was I? Oh yes, Sat morning juice tasting session! Does it get any better than this?

Broke out the LR HH 357 and threw it on the Provari. Opened the first bottle of the hermetically sealed care package. Then noticed the handwritten note, "Hope you like at least a couple of these". Wow the man even has nice hand writing, is there anything Jack can't do? Took a smell of the first flavor, chocolate glazed donut. Strange, it smells like coconut, kind of like an Almond Joy candy bar. I start worrying that Jack was into the scotch when he mixed it up but drip several drops into the atty. Tasty, not half bad at all. I like this one but don't love it yet. I would call it chocolate cake donut instead of glazed though.

Next up, chocolate fudge brownie. I am interested in this one as I have the flavoring for it but my experiments have been missing something. Mmmm...very good indeed, I can see from the carefully written recipe on the side of the bottle what I was doing wrong. This one definitely goes into the rotation! Good fudge brownie flavor but a dry flavor that keeps it from being perfection. I will have to keep a gallon of milk handy to go with this one. Hold on, gotta pee again.

All right, 1st was good, second one was better. We have a major win already compared to most of my vendor juice orders. Next up, apple fritter. Puff, puff ...puff. OMG!!, that's right I just said OMG and I hate people that say OMG! Warm apple and cinnamon, just enough sweetness and a light cakey exhale. I thought my Vape Dudes apple pie ala mode was delicious but this blows it away. May just be my favorite juice ...ever! We are on a serious roll here. I may have to send in an edit for my 2012 ECF nominations and change favorite juice dealer err vendor to Jack instead of Vape Dudes.

Next on the list is Pineapple. Anything has to be a disapointment after the Apple fritter right? Well yeah, it was by comparison. It's is still not bad though. Light pineapple flavor that is clean tasting and definitely enjoyable but not in the same lofty ranks as the apple fritter holy water. Pause for a urine break... 5-6 pots jack?? Really? What is wrong with you man???

Last up is the Limburger! The aroma that has kept me up all night. I am a little worried though when I look at the recipe as it simply has a skull and cross bones on it. No flavor % listed so how am I supposed to make more? I suspect wiley ole Jack of trying to get me addicted on this one so I will have to turn to him as my interstate juice dealer at exorbitant prices. I must know, I press on. I break out some flavor eraser and clean my atty to make sure I can taste all the nuances of the perhaps appropriately named Rush Limburger e-juice. Drops go in and I nervously raise the Provari to my dry lips with shaking hands ..... The taste...how do I describe this in mere print? The taste was... awful!! Are you kidding me, you were expecting anything else? It's Limburger for crying out loud! Who the heck likes Limburger? What's wrong with you people???

Thanks Jack. I truly appreciate the effort and time that went into making these for me and sending them off. You make some darn good grog my friend. Well done! I am glad I know Jack!

Rob

BWAAAHAAAHAAHAAAA!!!!

 

[Gioajack]

I use to use traditional traps but they'd eat the peanut butter the flip me off as the scurried away.

I tried the shotgun route with birdshot but after having to replace 3 TV's and patch all the holes in the floor, I'm not the best shot in the world) I switched to the glue pads.

If they don't want to end up like the dinosaurs in tar pits they need to learn to stay outside... where the coyotes can eat them.

(Apparently I'm not quite as compassionate as you guys... think it has something to do with being a guy. I'm gonna go mix up some explosives and destroy something.)

Jack

 

[Justice]

Live traps and a big bucket of water. drowning is humane

 

[Delilah718]

Good Day REOKinz

Hope yours is a fun day

 

[davelog]

ahhh i see I was thinking cooking up a bunch of bacon and crumblingit up in the batter like chocolate chips

That works too, but my method lets you cook the pancakes in the bacon grease, and makes it a dunkable finger food.

Just got back from the cake shop, here's just the LorAnn section of their flavorings:

 

[Rhapsodies Fire]

Signing off for a bit...hope everyone has a great day! I'm back to laying pennies down. (it will look better when finished, grouted and laying under a shiny coat of epoxy)

That is simply AWESOME! I saw someone else who had done that project not too long ago and it looks flipping amazing! I can't wait to see it when it's done!

 

[sashwa]

The morning ransom demand reveals that my innocent little Koa VV has been moved to San Francisco. Those Devil's spawn hostage takers have threatened to paint it pink and chain it to the lead float in some type of parade.

They did let me speak to my little baby for just a moment, long enough to hear her little voice begging for daddy to save her. It broke my heart. The guns have been cleaned and I'm loading ammunition as we speak, (type). If any harm befalls my defenseless baby I'll make Rambo look like an unarmed Boy Scout.

OH DAMN... Stupid Dawg just stepped on one of the glue pad mouse traps, now she's running around the house trying to shake it off. This is like raising a 4 year-old. I should'a bought a tropical fish. (And no... I'm not trading her in for a Poodle... even if State Farm Insurance thinks it's one of the smartest breeds. What the hell does an insurance company know about dogs.)

Jack

They are sending the Koa over to me to make sure it's good enough for ya, Jack.

 

[Mudflap]

The morning ransom demand reveals that my innocent little Koa VV has been moved to San Francisco. Those Devil's spawn hostage takers have threatened to paint it pink and chain it to the lead float in some type of parade.

They did let me speak to my little baby for just a moment, long enough to hear her little voice begging for daddy to save her. It broke my heart. The guns have been cleaned and I'm loading ammunition as we speak, (type). If any harm befalls my defenseless baby I'll make Rambo look like an unarmed Boy Scout.

OH DAMN... Stupid Dawg just stepped on one of the glue pad mouse traps, now she's running around the house trying to shake it off. This is like raising a 4 year-old. I should'a bought a tropical fish. (And no... I'm not trading her in for a Poodle... even if State Farm Insurance thinks it's one of the smartest breeds. What the hell does an insurance company know about dogs.)

Jack

“Let them judge me solely by the cunning of my mind, the strength of my spirit, and the accuracy of my eye and hand. And let that be my legacy!”

 

[CatMommy]

Morning REOville!

Well, I lost 7 lbs on the tonsillectomy diet...LOL...
BUT, I think I finally turned a corner. Ate a real dinner last night (small piece of chicken and pumpkin cheesecake) and slept 4 HOURS past when my pain medication dose was due. Hoping this is a good sign!

What's happening with everyone here?

 

[Gioajack]

They are sending the Koa over to me to make sure it's good enough for ya, Jack.

That would be an exercise in futility, everything is too good for me. I WANT MY BABY!!!

Jack

 

[sashwa]

I will send your baby to you after I give him a good workout!

 

[Sterno]

good day aye

 

[nerak]

I used them one time and it was horrible!! I don't know if it's any better but I started using Dcon.

Where I lived before there were many mice. We lived next to a large production field for corn and soybeans.

My daughter had a cat so any poison for the mice was out of the question.

I did the snap traps. I did the humane box. Then I bought the glue traps. I hated using them but they did work.

I just wanted the mice dead. They were ruining too much of my stuff.

If I saw them soon after they got stuck and they were alive I would tell my son-in-law and he would kill them quick.

 

[kabonk]

I guess that is one good thing about living with a killer ( again my cat ) not to many take up shop at my house once in a while I get one I just set some out mouse candy in the cupboard they where last seen in

 

[CatMommy]

I wanted the most humane, cleanest way to take care of the cute, furry disease- ridden pests. I bought a Rat Zapper. You bait it, they go in to snack, and they are zapped into immediate cardiac arrest.

 

[kabonk]

electrocution I could live with that as long as they don't scream

 

[nerak]

electrocution I could live with that as long as they don't scream

A couple got caught in the snap trap, but only a leg. They ran and screamed taking the trap with them. I jumped on the bed and yelled and screamed for my son-in-law!!! It was the jaws looking traps. They would often get caught and jump and scream.

A shocker would have been a nice thing to have!

 

[colt45]

hey everyone, perfect for a cold, rainy day. a big pot of chili

 

[Sterno]

howdy there Andy that looks delicious

 

[colt45]

howdy there Andy that looks delicious

hi scott, dig in theres plenty