Okay, I'm confused, where is all this supposed work that still needs to be completed? You have a kitchen, which satisfies a man's second need, a bed, (do I even have to say it?), ample room and comfy looking furniture for TV watching, and a ba
throom. (Apparently I've been shooting for way too many decades without wearing ear protection because for a moment there I thought I heard mention of
poodle shower. It's funny the way your ears can play tricks on you like that.
Whilst you worry about completing unnecessary construction you seem to be overlooking the really important aspects of your abode. Firstly, any woman who
owns her own barn is instantly attractive to real men. Replace the poodles with horses and you're pretty much Heather Locklear on steroids.
Secondly, there are two aphrodisiacs in life that actually work; a woman with an Australian accent and a woman with a Texas drawl. (Why do you think I spend so much time in Texas... it surely isn't just for business.)
You have an absolutely beautiful home, one that anyone would be proud to own, well except for those foo-foo looking critters but that's nothing that a pack of coyotes can't take care of.
HEY! Where the hell was the 72 inch, flat panel TV?
Jack