Finally made it out of the super-secret
juice mixing laboratory. Had an unfortunate accident and spilled a large quantity of nic all over myself. Thinking quickly, I pushed the klaxon alarm to alert the rescue team. Within moments my son-in-law breached the two-inch thick, locked steel door and while outfitted in a complete haz-mat suit decontaminated me with a high pressure fire hose... and a bar of skin softening Dove soap.
Normally spilling a little nic on my bare hands and arms would be of no concern but RATMAN wanted his juice mixed at 120 mg of nicotine. Not sure why he would want it that high but I hope he enjoys it.
(Those Oklahomans are almost as strange as those Texans.)
Jack