Lisa!!!
Your band of rabble-rousers have taken over the asylum and are now on the verge of destroying civilization as we know it. One could argue that the cause is directly related to the apparent, forum wide case of insomnia which seems to be most prevalent among certain male members, i.e. Colt45, et al.
If we consider the concept of Occam's Razor; the simplest answer is usually the correct answer, we can draw a direct correlation to their lack of ability to fall asleep sleep with their lack of intimate activities, (with a partner), prior to drifting off into blissful slumber. It has long been known by the scientific community that deep sleep leads to a longer and happy life. It has also been known by the scientific community, and a certain culture of people indigenous to a country shaped like a boot that when deprived of intimate pleasures, even for just a matter of hours much less months, or years on end as with certain male members of the forum the body loses it's will to live and manifests its hopelessness in symptoms such as insomnia and lashing out at those whose love of life is reinforced, repeatedly, several times per week. (It should be noted that this love of life enhancing activity was, for many, many decades, a daily staple but alas, age, declining health and the outrageous cost of certain medications have tended to slow quantitative, but not quality, production.)
As the officially ensconced moderator of this, what can only be described as a mob run-amuck, group of people your task is to restore a a level of class and decorum to this once fine organization. I fear that your efforts will be futile since you really can't be held at fault that certain male forum members
aren't getting any!
It should be added that I notice Wayne isn't on here complaining about insomnia. Kudos to him... and you... I guess.
Been up for two hours, time for a nap, dancing and love of life activities in store again tonight.
Oh, yes, I'm still sick... that may be another reason for the unaccustomed slow down.
(Apparently Colt45 used a self image to construct the Voodoo doll... the short, limp appendage is a dead giveaway.
Jack