Good morning, Reonuts.
We got a new guy here now? Good... did you send in a copy of your birth certificate and a check for your initiation fee. (If you send a copy of your DD214 you get a 15% discount on initiation.)
There are several people around here you need to look out for, they are morally corrupt and will attempt to lead you astray... fight the temptation. (I'd tell you who they are but I don't like to talk out of school.)
Welcome anyway, just be careful, be very, very careful.
Who was it that was planning to sleep with me? Oh yeah, Val. Sorry beautiful lady, as much as it would certainly be the highlight of my adult life, probably the highlight of my whole life for that matter, I have one strident rule that I never, ever violate... I never spend intimate hours, (lessor men spend intimate minutes), with a married lady. My parents raised an ugly child, not a cad. Now, ladies who are casually dating, dating exclusively or even engaged are all fair game, but never a married lady. (Separated women fall into the same category but even more so, they are at a peak of vulnerability and it's not fair to take advantage of that emotional roller coaster.
As to the $1000 fee, I am chagrined to say that even though as I've gotten older and have had to lower my price I'm afraid that $1000 doesn't even cover the time for drinks and a fabulous dinner. Please don't take this personally but I'm sure you understand that I have to start thinking about retiring from the business in twelve to fifteen years and I need to put away a nest egg.
Well, breaks over, have to get back to it and finish loading the 9mm's for my buddy in Ft. Worth. (See ya later... if I don't blow myself up.)
Behave yourself, new guy,
Jack