*Yawn* Good morning, REOville, from me and on of the 483 trillion internet internet cats

! Saturday's by biggest tutoring day, but that makes it my favorite day of the week. Hope your Saturday and all the day's vapes are sublime!!
My St. Bernard Ben would have be in the pool 24/7 to live in there.
Gil, this is starting to get eerie...similar injuries, born one day apart, and my beloved Nana's (and, in my heart, my) St. Bernard was named BEN


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And Nutz, you're going to adore your dog, even if he's not as "vicious" as you'd envisioned. Read an article that said most any dog is a real deterrent to bad guys; and I can't wait for you to have the pleasure of a new pooch in your new house

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i tried bowling once - it's unnatural for me! Seems it is for the England cricket team too - but that aside, what puts me off now are these huge tv's over every lane that ridicules me as i gutterball yet another!
Horseshoes i can give you a decent game at!
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I've already admitted that I live in the gutter, and, in fact, I quite like it here

! I'd love to play horseshoes with you, Trunker. Horseshoes, darts, ping pong, and tetherball are my games (when my foot and colon are less incapacitating). Yes, tetherball's a children's game, but still

! We've got the pole in our yard, and I still play. As I think I've said, I was always the tallest girl in school since kindergarten (and I was my full height of 5'11"+ by the start of 8th grade), so my unfair advantage in that particular game should've disqualified me...instead just sweet, sweet, super-unfair victories

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Oh, and have a
grand time shopping today with HRH...you don't fool me; I know you
LOVE it!