~The Stupidest Thread~

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Woman walked over to me and says she knows what i am smoking.I say its not smoke it is vapor. Woman says, well it will blow your face off. Me: Your cigarette causes forest fires 0_O

Why did she get mad and leave? The worst was as she was leaving she called me a smart ... but i refrained from saying anything else smh

 

[photostyle85]

"So there's no tobacco in it? So what's the point again?"

 

[Statistic]

"So... when are you going to quit that?"

This...

I usually respond with something like "do you drink coffee? When are you going to quit?"

 

[III BIRDMAN III]

"That things huge!!!" ( that's what she said )

"Can you please refrain from smoking?" ( sure can it's been over a year )

"You do know that Smells like a banana?" ( Weird It tastes like one to)

"Clock out when you smoke!!!" ( Clock in and Vaped )

"Your local store must hate you now?" ( I forgot the guys name by now )

 

[chohan]

I can't stand this one.

Yes, it's anti-freeze. And it's delicious. That, and I can top off the radiator during those cold winter months. Win-win!

I rolled on that one.

Woman walked over to me and says she knows what i am smoking.I say its not smoke it is vapor. Woman says, well it will blow your face off. Me: Your cigarette causes forest fires 0_O

Why did she get mad and leave? The worst was as she was leaving she called me a smart ... but i refrained from saying anything else smh

Woman walked over to me and says she knows what i am smoking.I say its not smoke it is vapor. Woman says, well it will blow your face off. Me: Your cigarette causes forest fires 0_O

Why did she get mad and leave? The worst was as she was leaving she called me a smart ... but i refrained from saying anything else smh

rofl...

Should've hit her with, "I'd prefer it blow my ears off so I won't have to listen to vaping infidels like you!"

 

[tA71ana]

Honestly if someone comes up and says something dumb to me I am going to reply in Russian...I have learned alot of choice Russian words from YouTube, lol

 

[curlygirl]

My neighbor said to me " I am worried you are drowning your lungs"

Me: "and you work for Microsoft?".....wow!!

 

[DkGanz]

A smoker said to me, "I heard those things aren't like real cigarettes."

I said, "They're not. They don't taste like crap and make you stink."

 

[lasttango]

"That's a cool pen!"

 

[Ragenowski]

The biggest question I get besides "Does that satisfy you like a cigarette"(to which I answer, YES and even more so because I'm not also inhaling 4000+ harmful/poisonous chemicals along with the nic.

But the second most asked question regards the use of ... containing ejuices (which I honestly know absolutely nothing about) but my general reply is something to the effect of "Well when people want to alter their reality I'm sure they'll find a way, but I'm not interested in anything like that....I'm trying to get off tobacco....I am NOT trying to find a back door to be able to smoke the hippy lettuce." (or something to that effect LOL) The answer I used once before for this question was "Look man, my aim here is to stop using tobacco because I'm a 40+ year old man that's been using tobacco in one form or another since I was probably 14 years old and I would rather not die of cancer/emphysema or one of the other hundreds of tobacco related illnesses that exist. I'm doing this because I don't want to leave my family without a father because continuing to smoke/dip snuff would be a selfish decision on my part and my family doesn't deserve that, not to mention that using an illegal substance is against my jobs' rules and I would still test positive and I've had this job for 17+ years and it's not worth it for a buzz.....That's honestly a pretty insulting question.". That was an almost verbatim quote when asked that question by the way, I hope I explained it well enough that the vast majority of us vapers are doing this for exactly the reasons quoted above rather than as a back door or as a sneaky way around illegal substance laws....

 

[Marius_Kingsley]

You got 2 gallons of nicotine in your lungs from using that !!

I have never seen nor heard of nicotine being measured in gallons.

 

[Marius_Kingsley]

"So there's no tobacco in it? So what's the point again?"

A co-worker today: "You got a cigarette flavored liquid? Isn't that counter-productive? I mean isn't the point to not smoke cigarettes anymore?"

 

[swtraveler]

All of the above but my favorite
"Your still getting nicotine so you'll still get cancer"

 

[swtraveler]

I've been thinking that when people ask me when I'm going to quit vaping, I'm going to tell them that my doc says that nicotine is no worse for you than caffeine, so I'll quit vaping when they quit drinking coffee.

I have used this line or something to the effect that the systemic effects of nicotine itself are similar to if not tamer than those of caffeine. To which I usually recieve a scoff for attacking a 'socially acceptable' habit.

 

[swtraveler]

When people bring up the anti-freeze bit, I tell them, "yes, there is some anti-freeze that contains propylene glycol, but that's the non-toxic kind of anti-freeze."

"A third type of Antifreeze is a relatively new product known as non-toxic Antifreeze (Propylene Glycol based). As this product is manufactured using non-toxic Propylene Glycol rather than toxic Monoethylene Glycol, it is considered to be a safe alternative to traditional ‘blue’ Antifreeze..."


http://www.reagent.co.uk/non-toxic-antifreeze

I have had quicker success avoiding the PG/antifreeze discussion and went with 'It has nicotine suspended in the same stuff that they use to suspend the drugs in many asthma inhalers' End of Discussion

 

[kylamonster]

Isn't that anti-freeze?

seriously?? someone asked that -_-'

 

[Marius_Kingsley]

seriously?? someone asked that -_-'

I think I would just say "Yes. I'm trying to make sure my lungs don't freeze. Frozen lungs have been found in clinical studies to cause irreparable health problems"

 

[EddardinWinter]

After showing my fiancee the next mod i want,

"You're not getting another! You already have 2!"

And apparently my argument about buying 20 cigs a day for 4 years doesn't justify a new mod every month. She just doesn't get it.

Remind her that she can be replaced. This one is single, and it's been said she vapes..

 

[jpargana]

"Man, you're inhaling a bunch of chemicals."

I remember someone writing in this very forum, some time ago, that someone told him:

"You should not smoke batteries. The chemicals in batteries are much worse than those found in a cigarette!!"

(I suppose that person's 'enlinghtened' reasoning was something like "cigarettes, at least, were designed to be smoked, unlike batteries")

 

[MizStakes]

"That things huge!!!" ( that's what she said )

"Can you please refrain from smoking?" ( sure can it's been over a year )

"You do know that Smells like a banana?" ( Weird It tastes like one to)

"Clock out when you smoke!!!" ( Clock in and Vaped )

"Your local store must hate you now?" ( I forgot the guys name by now )

OMG....I peed a lil