OK , so my juice is green , it wont stain your teeth , Honest !!
Careful , my last girlfriend chipped her tooth on my tip .
It comes in soooo many flavors !
Will it stain if it gets on my clothes ? (apologies to Bill and Monica) .
Im afraid if I get it wet , it will blow up in my face ! ( ALWAYS use protected batteries !!)
You might need to use both hands to get it to work right .
Dont you hate it when it falls out of your pocket in Church?