Things You Can Say While Vaping, But Not While Having Sex

[kittypie]

Look! Cool! We can do it in public!

 

[bladebarrier]

I think we're just getting dirty now. In fact, most of the last few pages would be dirty talk during sex.

Er, that's the name of the new ejuice I'm going to make: "I think we're just getting dirty now. In fact, most of the last few pages would just be dirty talk during sex."

I'm going to need a big label for that bottle.

 

[kittypie]

No thanks, I'll just DIY.

 

[Scotay87]

So if I give it a squeeze juice will come out of my box through the hole....

 

[GIMike]

"No turtles were harmed in the making of this juice" you definately wouldn't wanna say that during sex....make your partner wonder what you were doing down there...

 

[jimbalny]

I've been neglicting my unit lately

That tasted So bad I'm going to gag

 

[ProfBrad12]

Mine look so tame now...

 

[Scotay87]

If you Google it or look on You-Tube you might be able to find out how to do it...

 

[kaykay]

no wife want to hear they husband say...and no man will say this out loud....(i love a massive throat hit),lol

 

[jimbalny]

I got these condoms from the department of healthcabin

 

[Scotay87]

no wife want to hear they husband say...and no man will say this out loud....(i love a massive throat hit),lol

And no man wants to hear "I don't like throat hit".....

 

[jimbalny]

I pulled as hard as I could but nothing came out :\

 

[Scotay87]

That Tank looks big on my unit......

 

[GIMike]

Mmmmm, your juice reminds me of what Grandma used to do in the kitchen!

 

[tlsmith1999]

That juice tasted so good I don't even want to smoke anymore.

 

[jimbalny]

I prefer to use a syringe

 

[incantius]

this juice is so thick it's hard to squeeze it out

 

[kaykay]

..YUCK this is burning my mouth!!.....

 

[wazzup592]

Can I get a little more juice?

 

[kaykay]

..wait my battery died...