#3 Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!
A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!
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December 7, 2006 Coral Gables, FL: Goya Foods executive Francisco Unanue hired Corinne Oltz of Wild Animal World to bring a 62-pound cougar to entertain his 7 year old and their guests. The party ended badly when the cougar mauled a 4-year-old guest. An investigator for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission told the Herald that the cat's bite "was a fraction of an inch from going to the brain stem. That would have killed the kid instantly." ... In 1999, Oltz was cited in a similar attack, also in Coral Gables. In 2001, a Wild Animal World leopard attacked a child at a company picnic in Broward County. "That one was a fraction of an inch from going to the brain stem." remembered FFW Lt. Pat Reynolds, who is investigating the Coral Gables attack.
1) A cougar at a kid's party?? What, was the pony busy?
2) I wonder if the big cats at Wild Animal World are trained to bite that accurately...
December 7, 2006 Coral Gables, FL: Goya Foods executive Francisco Unanue hired Corinne Oltz of Wild Animal World to bring a 62-pound cougar to entertain his 7 year old and their guests. The party ended badly when the cougar mauled a 4-year-old guest. An investigator for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission told the Herald that the cat's bite "was a fraction of an inch from going to the brain stem. That would have killed the kid instantly." ... In 1999, Oltz was cited in a similar attack, also in Coral Gables. In 2001, a Wild Animal World leopard attacked a child at a company picnic in Broward County. "That one was a fraction of an inch from going to the brain stem." remembered FFW Lt. Pat Reynolds, who is investigating the Coral Gables attack.
1) A cougar at a kid's party?? What, was the pony busy?
2) I wonder if the big cats at Wild Animal World are trained to bite that accurately...
3. "I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
W. Allen
W. Allen
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Q. What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
A. I just love baskin robins.
Q. What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
A. I just love baskin robins.
1. Why should bowling alleys be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
Hi all! Haven't been on for a week, definitely missed posting on the Triple V thread!
So you can hear a pin drop!
Hi all! Haven't been on for a week, definitely missed posting on the Triple V thread!
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I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasnt the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldnt have thought so much.
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasnt the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldnt have thought so much.
1) These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
Hi gogo, wondered where you'd been. Welcome back
Weathering the H-cane here... we'll see how that goes.1. I went to the White House, met the president. We in trouble.
R. Pryor
2. A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
My thoughts are with y'all dealing with Sandy... Be safe!
My thoughts are with y'all dealing with Sandy... Be safe!
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Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!
Welcome back, Gogoplata
Butterfly, that friar joke was epic!
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!
Welcome back, Gogoplata
Butterfly, that friar joke was epic!
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So these two roaches, Tom and Oscar, are hanging out next to a dumpster enjoying a snack.
Hey Tom said Tom to his friend Oscar, You know that restaurant down the block? I went there yesterday to pick up some scraps, and I couldnt believe how clean it was, I could practically see my reflection through the shiny waxed floor.
Oscar hollered Tom spitting the food out of his mouth, please not while I am eating!!
So these two roaches, Tom and Oscar, are hanging out next to a dumpster enjoying a snack.
Hey Tom said Tom to his friend Oscar, You know that restaurant down the block? I went there yesterday to pick up some scraps, and I couldnt believe how clean it was, I could practically see my reflection through the shiny waxed floor.
Oscar hollered Tom spitting the food out of his mouth, please not while I am eating!!
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