After a night of bar-hopping,

I was vaping

near an atm when a woman walked to the atm adjacent. I caught a side-glance as she passed

, and she started to immediately cough, unconvincingly, as she passed. She continued her oscar-worthy coughing fit as she made her transaction

As she walked to her car, I said "It's vapor, not smoke, you idiot."
She ignored my rude

comment, and for all I know she had bronchitis or something.