Not really a word, but some phrases:
"The best things in life are free."
And so are some of the worst. No one
throws a party when they get cancer.
"A stranger is a friend waiting to happen."
Or rape.
"Well that's just your opinion."
Thank you deputy detective, I always thought I spoke objective truth.
"No pun intended."
Thank you, I really really care about whether you intended your puns or not. This is acceptable when pointing it out to another, however.
"I am high on life."
No you are not. Go shoot some ...... mixed with ....... and then we'll talk.
Any derivative of the word "blog." (IE, blogosphere, blogtastic, blogomania.....)
"Curiosity killed the cat."
Maybe so, but satisfaction brought him back. The cat will be fine with 8 lives.
"The deadly toxin, nicotine."
Hydrogen cyanide, Sarin nerve agent, Plutonium, and Iodine-131 are deadly toxins. .....
I could go on, so I will stop