I'm sorry to hear that Roth. You've had to deal with more than you're fair share of this type of thing.
It says they use sea lions too. How would you like one of those swimming up to you?when you think things couldn't be worse, you realize you COULD be a dolphin trained to protect nuclear missiles....
Military dolphins help defend the world's largest stockpile of nuclear weapons
I've thought about picking up a small fridge to keep in the basement for my stuff but am pretty sure my wife would have a fit over it. You might give me the link to the one you bought just to look at.
Did you see the thread where the guy is asking about the twist tobacco? I never tried it myself but did respond so he didn't think he was being ignored.