As you must have figured out, Ralphie got into a little bit of trouble.
I have really missed you guys, but it's hard to get internet and phone in the pokey. Three months of good behavior for internet, and only 3 calls a week. Fortunately I got out right after three months, (they couldn't prove

!). So I am back home now. Still cleaning the fridge from the exploded milk... (When they cut off your power, the milk is the first to go). I'm afraid to open the freezer in the garage. It appears to be running now that the power is back on.... and the funk it was throwing is down a bit.
These last three months have been... interesting. Thanksgiving was pretty good. We got the full spread. Turkey loaf, re-hydrated dressing, powdered taters and gravy. I think the green beans were canned for sure... back in the 70's.

I really missed the cranberry sauce. They had some orange marmalade looking stuff instead. Christmas was pretty good, considering. Same food mostly. They had some hard tack rolls. Nice little weapons for the food fight we had New Years eve.... Now that was some fun. I mailed the kids some hugs. I think they got there late though. Haven't heard from them.... Overall I would say I am a changed man. I have learned how to stand in line.
Anyway, I'm back at home now. The power and internet is back on. Eviction notice on the front door. It's all good. I will figure something out.
How have the J0kers been doing?