I love Bacon, it's my favorite food.
Do you know the only food not made better by adding Bacon?
Bacon. Well, 'cause it's already Bacon.
you make meh ashamed to my face!
behold!
bacon wrapped bacon, fried in bacon grease!
it would only be better if it was force fed to a pig that was then turned into moar bacon, and then wrapped in bacon again!
in fact, thats the new standard nao!!!

whar is my 'bacon' button?!?