Ya know what, eventually these anti smoking radicals are going to be allowed to re-write the constitution.
Original:
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
Their version:
We the elite few of the United States, in Order to form a completely perfect Union, establish Justice for those we deem worthy, insure domestic Control, provide for the common defense of our radical beliefs, deny the general Welfare, and deny the Blessings of Liberty to only our Posterity but keep it for ourselves, do ordain and establish this New Constitution for the United States of America. Furthermore the word God shall never again be mentioned because WE are the people!