why do so many people not listen??

[JJOOHHNN]

I don't know ... First it's Toyota Corollas, now it's being compared to salt. I thought this Provari thingy was supposed to be a half decent device

salt is pretty important. If your levels drop low enough your brain can swell and you will die. Also too little salt can set you up for a heart attack.

Salt is a pretty good thing since you will die without it. I would rate that up their with a Provari.

But isn't too much salt bad for you. Yes, and too little and you will die. Let me illustrate this.

If you were to lay down on your back and someone gifted you a Provari by laying it on your tummy while you are asleep and slipped out it would be a good thing. If they left five of them for you like that it would be even better. If they did this with 10,000 pounds of them it would crush you to death.

There is such a thing as being buried in too many Provari. That comes when the sheer weight will crush the life out of you.

Salt is similar, not enough you die, too much you die.

Salt, Provari....both essential to a well functioning life.


You do seem to be a bit confused about the importance of salt and Provari. Is your brain swelling from lack of salt or is it possible you are suffering from Provari deprevation?

 

[The Vagabond]

But...BACON!

Z0MG!!!

bacon"s done

 

[EvilZoe]

bacon"s done

And you just won the thread in my book. The guy's not bad, either.

 

[The Vagabond]

Jeff Probst of Survivor fame

 

[EvilZoe]

Jeff Probst of Survivor fame

Yeah, yeah...he brings bacon. That's all that matters.

Then he can go away....lol

 

[Rat2chat2]

I've posted questions before and gotten different answers but it doesn't stop me from being very appreciative to all the people that are trying to help me. Sometimes you learn something you didn't even know you wanted to know.

 

[RaceGun59]

It's Patsy from Absolutely Fabulous....lol

Ahhh, yes it is. That explains alot. The wife is a Ab Fab junkie.

 

[Ryedan]

Salt is pretty important. If your levels drop low enough your brain can swell and you will die. Also too little salt can set you up for a heart attack.

Salt is a pretty good thing since you will die without it. I would rate that up their with a Provari.

But isn't too much salt bad for you. Yes, and too little and you will die. Let me illustrate this.

If you were to lay down on your back and someone gifted you a Provari by laying it on your tummy while you are asleep and slipped out it would be a good thing. If they left five of them for you like that it would be even better. If they did this with 10,000 pounds of them it would crush you to death.

There is such a thing as being buried in too many Provari. That comes when the sheer weight will crush the life out of you.

Salt is similar, not enough you die, too much you die.

Salt, Provari....both essential to a well functioning life.


You do seem to be a bit confused about the importance of salt and Provari. Is your brain swelling from lack of salt or is it possible you are suffering from Provari deprevation?

You know JJOOHHNN, I've heard many silly reasons stated on this forum to get a Provari. I mean really silly things like build quality, toughness, dependable stable power and a great warranty. It all just never made any sense to me until you cleared it up with this post

Now I get it. It's all about the salt. I always knew one day it would make sense

 

[JJOOHHNN]

You know JJOOHHNN, I've heard many silly reasons stated on this forum to get a Provari. I mean really silly things like build quality, toughness, dependable stable power and a great warranty. It all just never made any sense to me until you cleared it up with this post

Now I get it. It's all about the salt. I always knew one day it would make sense

It is not just about salt.

You need O2, water, salt, several trace elements, iron, protein, Provari, various vitamins, and a whole list of things to be healthy. It is not just salt and a Provari. There are a number of things equally important for a healthy life.

I had to defend salt when it was brought up earlier.

Another way to look at it. Some might try and argue which is more important, iodine or water. Well you are dead eventually if you don't get both, yes you will die from lack of water faster but eventually you will die in any case so in my mind they are equally important.

It is all about balance and if someone Zoe or who ever else it was compared a Provari to salt that is pretty far up there. When you compare the importance of anything that you would be dead without that is pretty serious. I didn't bring up the Provari salt comparison but you cannot dis the Provari because you don't think salt is important.

 

[Orb Skewer]

More coffee anyone ?

 

[JJOOHHNN]

You actually did us a service here.

You established a bit of logic we might have missed. Lets look at your statement and follow it to it's logical conclusion.

I don't know ... First it's Toyota Corollas, now it's being compared to salt. I thought this Provari thingy was supposed to be a half decent device

Yes some Provari owners might have elevated the Provari above salt. By your half decent device comment it got me to put things into perspective.

You have established that the Provari is on an equal footing with salt so we need to come off of our high horse a little and we have you to thank for it.

The Provari is only in the same league as something if it were to go away would mean the extinction of all animal life on earth.

Again this is an amazing bit of perspective. This is your genius, not ours, what insight you have. We all missed it.

Recap of your conclusion.

Provari is reduced to the level of salt. All animal life on earth would die without salt.

Salt=Life Provari=Salt Provari=Life.

Wait, does that mean of all the Provari vanished from Earth that life here would be gone forever?

 

[JJOOHHNN]

You know JJOOHHNN, I've heard many silly reasons stated on this forum to get a Provari. I mean really silly things like build quality, toughness, dependable stable power and a great warranty. It all just never made any sense to me until you cleared it up with this post

Now I get it. It's all about the salt. I always knew one day it would make sense

I did nothing, you are the genius here. You opened my eyes to a whole new prospective on things.

I accept the down grade of Provari being only equal to life on Earth and I have you to thank for it. I will never hold it above that level again.

 

[JJOOHHNN]

Hmmmm,

We still have an issue. You have opened my eyes and everything but it seems the Provari owners are keeping life on Earth going. When are you going to contribute to the existence of life and buy a Provari?

 

[Ozwald]

More coffee anyone ?

I could use a fill up. And a shot of whiskey in there to keep up with this thread.

 

[thatguy2]

Burning question in my mind would be:

What becomes of the almighty Provari when the Chinese release the next latest, greatest got to have shiny object and everyone goes off chasing after it like the latest I-Phone or $300.00 pair of sneakers?

 

[degnr8]

Burning question in my mind would be:

What becomes of the almighty Provari when the Chinese release the next latest, greatest got to have shiny object and everyone goes off chasing after it like the latest I-Phone or $300.00 pair of sneakers?

They'll discover the new shiny doesn't hold up and the finish wears off. Then they'll each buy me a Provari as penance even though I'd actually rather have another Reo.

 

[kelli]

'nuff said?

 

[Ryedan]

It is all about balance and if someone Zoe or who ever else it was compared a Provari to salt that is pretty far up there. When you compare the importance of anything that you would be dead without that is pretty serious. I didn't bring up the Provari salt comparison but you cannot dis the Provari because you don't think salt is important.

JJOOHHNN, please stop misquoting me. I did not say salt is unimportant and I did not diss the Provari! I don't know what you're vaping today, what I said was:

"Now I get it. It's all about the salt. I always knew one day it would make sense"

Now how could I be any clearer than that!?!?

 

[Ryedan]

Salt=Life Provari=Salt Provari=Life.

Wait, does that mean of all the Provari vanished from Earth that life here would be gone forever?

JJOOHHNN, you're just not getting it. Your logic is all wrong. Yes if all Provarii vanished, all life would be gone. Soooooo? What's your point?!? What matters is salt. We already settled this a few posts back! Salt is what matters and no salt would be killed by the demise of the Provari

 

[Ryedan]

I did nothing, you are the genius here. You opened my eyes to a whole new prospective on things.

I knew you would see the light sooner or later

Hmmmm,

We still have an issue. You have opened my eyes and everything but it seems the Provari owners are keeping life on Earth going. When are you going to contribute to the existence of life and buy a Provari?

No, no, NNOOOOOOOO, it's not the Provaris doing that, it's the salt.

And I always buy salt