Why do we call cigarettes analogs?

[JakeTTheis0]

Vapeing slang, simple ain't it. Time to use my P.E.N.I.S.

This just made my vape mail not arriving today a little more bareable. Thanks

 

[FlamingoTutu]

I hope I didn't offend you...

Dave is actually a great guy and made a lot of great e-cig videos--reviews and tests of equipment. The problem is, he's not always quite sober...

Absolutely not, Katya! I'm on dialup so seeing a video that long is a two day effort. The P.E.N.I.S. thing busts me up. Not always sober? Cracks me up even more.

 

[Ryedan]

Meet the author. I love Dave.

That was funny Katya. It's the first time I've seen it. I haven't laughed so hard in a while

 

[GPC2012]

Telephone lines carry data in analog form.
It receives an analog video signal and converts it to a digital signal.
being a timepiece having hour and minute hands

Considering the above definitions, I would say that it has to do with something done manually as opposed to electronically.
Just a WABSITD on my account.

 

[chinolofus]

Meet the author. I love Dave.

About 2:10 into the video.

i think i understood a total of 10 words in that vid. dudes a trip though.

 

[FourWinds]

You might understand only ten words, but at least that guy will know how to spell analogue.

Talking of funny English reviewers - safer vapers on youtube are my favorites. l'm not going to link, as I already got a rule-breaking slap today, and these guys don't modify their language. I don't want to offend any sensitive cousins out there.

 

[dice57]

Vapeing slang, simple ain't it. Time to use my P.E.N.I.S.

yeah, all this talk makes me want to grab my Big Nasty and wrap my lips around the tip, until I am satisfied.

 

[Maurice Pudlo]

LOL at ^^^^

I just threw up a little.

Maurice

 

[Mutescream]

When people become liberated from something, it's very easy for some to forget from where they came from.

For others, it's precisely because they want/need to feel superior to keep up the fight against the cancer sticks (and are afraid of returning to where they came from).

Either way, it's putting on airs. I can deal with analog easier than stinkies, by far. Although, when you get right down to it, the two words are probably only seperated by about 5 hours on PBS.

 

[Mutescream]

I whipped out my P.E.N.I.S. at work the other day, and one of my female co-workers exclaimed about how freakishly huge it was. Her little ego apparently got twisted, and she did appear a little intimidated. I thanked her for the compliment, though. I also suggested that she upgrade to spinner, for better results. We'll see what happens.

The above is amazingly enough based on a true story.

 

[evan le'garde]

For the record, "I don't call them analogs"., Analogs, Just so stupid !.

 

[evan le'garde]

I whipped out my P.E.N.I.S. at work the other day, and one of my female co-workers exclaimed about how freakishly huge it was. Her little ego apparently got twisted, and she did appear a little intimidated. I thanked her for the compliment, though. I also suggested that she upgrade to spinner, for better results. We'll see what happens.

The above is amazingly enough based on a true story.

I used to work as a butcher. Everyday people would come to take a good long look at my meat !.


I said "meat" not P.E.N.I.S. .....Tut !

 

[Pathogenius]

Lold, ok let's take it to the next level...

DIGITal, digit (phallus?)

ANALOG, (.... WHAT?) I'm not going there, but I won't judge those that do!

ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?!?!

 

[dice57]

LOL at ^^^^

I just threw up a little.

Maurice

Sounds like a case of Big Nasty Flashi envy to me. lmao.

 

[Mutescream]

I used to work as a butcher. Everyday people would come to take a good long look at my meat !.


I said "meat" not P.E.N.I.S. .....Tut !

lol. You could have used the motto (from the movie American Graffiti) "You may beat our prices, but you can't beat our meat".