Why ladies don't wear lanyards.

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I tried one and liked it but it didn't take long to realize that guy you thought was checking out your e-cig hanging from your neck as you strolled by was really being hypnotized by the sight of your e-cig bouncing from boob to boob as you walked. I only use them at home now.

Ahaa! That explains the looks I've been getting. :D

Keep looking guys because I don't plan on hanging up (D'oh!) my lanyard it's too convenient.
 

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Used to use my bra until I found this woman on ebay that makes these to fit any mid or ecig and I have two different colors already and plan to buy more! Must have one to Mach different outfits if course!


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How funny! I seen this thread and had to respond.
Even though my vape is on a lanyard, I always stick it in my bra right between the girls. I'm a psych nurse and can vape in my residence. But, I had one of my clients grab it and take a hit off it one day. Not that I minded that he tried it as I just cleaned it thoroughly after, but not something I want to happen all the time. They won't grab it under my scrubs so it is more convenient. It also keeps my hands and pockets free while I'm working. Was a PITA when I smoked and kept my lighter and stinkies in there because I would run out of room and my pockets are always full!
 

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Saw something similar to this on ebay so I made myself a couple. They hang nicely from a belt loop or bag. I wasn't really a lanyard person either and when I got x6 batteries a lanyard wouldn't work anyway but I can make these any size I need.

I'll be perfectly honest, when I was in retail I was disgusted by women who would pull cash from their bra and hand it to me damp with sweat and I find the thought of an ecig being in there even more so. Just ew.
 

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I do this constantly-- tank tops with the shelf-bra are the best for it, IMO. Girl-jean pockets are too short/ small even for 600mAh egos, and my toddler would be constantly grabbing at a lanyard, so between the boobs they go! ;) SIL does it now, too, after seeing me do it all the time.

ETA--> Maybe I'm weird. I don't really deal with much sweat in that area unless it's REALLY hot out.
 

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Cariessa, what are those called? I'd like to order one if they come in the right size

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Search ecig holder... they usually come up when I search ecig or evod

Edit: This seller has a varied selection. They are easy to make, I used a bandana and some quilt batting with a clip from hobby lobby. Made a couple since then with a small caribiner and keychain ring.

http://stores.ebay.com/tsn4ever/Electronic-Cigarette-Holders-/_i.html?LH_BIN=1&_fsub=8359305013
 
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I can't be the only one. How many ladies use their bra to hold their ego, pv or other mod. John is always dropping his and asked, Where do you keep yours? Um in my bra. It's only fallen out once.

Since I rarely wear a bra, obviously I need a lanyard. :)

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Fact is, if I wore a lanyard, my boobage would make it look like a gun turret. Now, that might not seem like a bad thing, if it did in fact have that ability, but no. Just no.

That is all

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Nancy :vapor:

P.S. I may have to get a coolfire & actually do it someday to see how many people freak out though....hmmmm.....
 

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OK guys. We're skirting that fine edge of what's appropriate and inappropriate. Just a caution to keep it on the appropriate side so things remain open. Got it?

This bears repeating. One more visit due to inappropriate content and the thread gets closed.
 

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Fact is, if I wore a lanyard, my boobage would make it look like a gun turret. Now, that might not seem like a bad thing, if it did in fact have that ability, but no. Just no.

That is all

Blessings,
Nancy :vapor:

P.S. I may have to get a coolfire & actually do it someday to see how many people freak out though....hmmmm.....

I can only wish I had sufficient boobage to make it possible -- but for me, a mod in my bra would be pressing mostly against my bony chest, and that would not be comfy at all!

On 2nd thought, at my age (53), really glad I don't have that much boobage -- that's the only reason I can get away with not wearing a bra! :D

Andria
 
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