Why ladies don't wear lanyards.

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I tried one and liked it but it didn't take long to realize that guy you thought was checking out your e-cig hanging from your neck as you strolled by was really being hypnotized by the sight of your e-cig bouncing from boob to boob as you walked. I only use them at home now.

I actually don't mind it; I'm 53 yrs old, so wearing a lanyard is the most attention my chest has gotten in 20 yrs! :p

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And some guys seem mystified by why we don't want huge pipe mods. :facepalm: I don't have room for anything bigger than a 650mah ego and small clearo. I get frustrated that women's clothes don't have pockets.

My Sigelei fits in my lanyard pouch, but it's awfully heavy, banging into some pretty sensitive areas when I'm walking, if I don't hold it in place. I tend to stick with my vv3's when I'm out, for just that reason, though I really only use the lanyard if I'm driving; it saves a lot of looking away from the road to see what my mod is up to. If I'm just a passenger, then I just stand it up in the cup holder next to whatever I'm drinking, usually a bottle of water.

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This thread is too funny. I do the "in between the girls" thing, but I'd like to try a lanyard for in the car or hanging out at home. Any recommendations on some good ones? I use eGo style batteries with smaller tanks (iClear 16 or Mini Protanks).

Here's one source:

Lanyards - Accessories - E-Cig Parts

Most online vendors and B&Ms carry similar.
 

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another - https://www.etsy.com/shop/Crochetfun2010

good prices and good work. I bought a pair of them from her early last year.

post pics :)

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i don't use a lanyard cause i think they're utterly dorky. LOL. Nor do i carry my mod in my bra, yuk, too sweaty! It would just look wrong sticking out of there. Plus it would be uncomfortable - it would poke me and/or bounce around. Errrrrr, just. no. LOL. I carry mod and spare bottle of juice in pants pocket, or in my little shoulder purse; and when in the car it goes into one of the handy little compartments on the dash.
 
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Just wanted to say that I love this thread...lmao. I went through an illness last year and I'm still underweight. This has given me more motivation to gain it back - I miss my old body!! My new inspiration - when I'm able to post a decent pic of me holding my vape the "correct" way...I'll know that I'm truly healthy again!!! Cheers!
 

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Just wanted to say that I love this thread...lmao. I went through an illness last year and I'm still underweight. This has given me more motivation to gain it back - I miss my old body!! My new inspiration - when I'm able to post a decent pic of me holding my vape the "correct" way...I'll know that I'm truly healthy again!!! Cheers!

Good luck issy! I'm struggling to gain weight back right now too, and I definitely hear you on missing your old body!! I miss mine too. Hope to see your pic here soon!
 

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Issy- All of us old freaks will patiently wait for your future pics but I want your inspiration to be healthy and happy with your own body first. As a Texas gal, your not allowed to quit till you get there!

Just want to chime in and say, Gary, consider yourself fortunate to live in the town with Uptown Vapor
 
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