Words that should be in our Vaping vocabulary AKA The Urban Vaptionary

[Bibliophile713]

Ambivapestrous: equally comfortable vaping with either hand.

 

[Hitmetwice]

Vaporcuted, When one is electrocuted by vaping.
eg. The cloud chaser blew a cloud so large lightning struck him and he was Vaporcuted

Cloud Envy. When anyone blows a larger cloud than you and you consider upping your VG content to 100%VG, you may have "cloud envy".

Cloud chaser. One who succumbs to cloud envy.

vape-sicle. When you vape in sub-zero weather and your device sticks to your lips.

Pioneer. A vaper still using a 1st generation e-cig.

Cold war reviewer. A reviewer who drops the temperature in his house lower and lower with each passing u-tube review in an attempt to cause cloud envy in rival reviewers.

 

[pandahat0509]

Vapesteins monster: A vaper who's entire life is 100% vaping all the time. They talk about it, dream about it, mastervape to it.

"I saw Vapesteins monster the other day drinkino e-juice. He gagged and got a vapkakke to the face."

 

[Call Me Chuck]

When I get the so-called "VapEr's tongue" I can't help but visualize the end-flap of The Cat In The Hat: "NOW is your tongue numb?" The spelling of "tongue" and "numb" gave me issues for years... until I actually started school and started learning all about the glorious weirdness of the English language.

I also don't go for that 'vaping all your crap-tasting juices'... if it's crap, it's always crap, even if it tastes like different crap! Seriously crap juices sit in the cabinet until I need the bottle... then they go down the drain and the bottle gets washed and re-used, hopefully for something less crappy. When I get that mysterious ailment, I usually vape a coffee/tobacco DIY; it's not terribly sweet, but it's a strong taste, and can get thru the fug, and helps to reset my tastebuds. My own version of vaper's tongue isn't so much the lack of flavor -- I started keeping 3 diff flavors in rotation to combat that problem -- but just good-tasting juices tasting strange; I had it almost all day yesterday, my very-sweet strawberries and cream, the sweetness tasted artificial to me, though usually sucralose tastes like sugar to me. That coffee/tobacco vape got me thru the day, and more or less fixed the taste issue too.

Andria

Can you elaborate on the coffee/tobacco DIY? Recipe?

 

[drippaboi]

wickpic (n): A selfie of one's wick

 

[DavidOck]

Careful there...

 

[jpargana]

Coil-us Interruptus: When you're trying to rebuild a coil, but you can't concentrate because other people in your house need your attention, and you keep having to stop and go fix the computer/clean up something the cat spilled/answer questions about what you're doing.

Man, I've been trying to build this coil all day, but I keep experiencing coil-us interruptus.