Words that should be in our Vaping vocabulary AKA The Urban Vaptionary

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Cavenerd

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Hey folks. This is not going to be a "game changing" thread so don't expect too much, but I was toying with some words that I think should be included in "our" language.

If, at the end of this new year, there are enough new additions to our vaping language to warrant it, I will make a handsome leather-bound, display worthy, book and give each person who added a definition a free* copy.
*Some restrictions may apply.

I'll start:

Game Changer- (adj?) Any and every vape related product reviewed by YouTube personalities.
Vaperita - (n) A young, sexy lady vaper.
Vapeur- (n) A classy vaper.
Vooping (v) You figure this one out...;
Toiyl- (v) Working for an inordinate amount of time on a coil that turns out to be not that great
Darth Vaper- (n) Any vaper who takes multiple, heavy "toots" back-to-back-to-back-to-back. He/she will make the darth vader breathing noise as they vape. Darth Vaping (v).
Date Vaper- (n) Any vaping friends who wants to try your new juice and then end up over-vaping your juice and/or vaping you dry. Also: Date vape (v) "Dave came over because he knew my January VapeBox came in and he vaped 5 ml of everything. I think I just got date vaped". Not to be confused with Vape-raped.
Vape-raped- (v) Being sold shoddy, sub-par vape gear; usually done on purpose by questionable vendors (vape ......)
Vapommelier- (n) A vaper who pretentiously describes and advises the best drink/food pairings for ejuice.

Have fun adding to the list!

EDIT: If you do add a word, please also use it in a sentence. A brief study recently conducted proves (eh... suggests?) that hilarity is increased by at least 34% when these words are used in a sentence.

Restrictions:
This is a bold lie and I have no intention of making, or giving away any such book. My lawyer/GF advises me that I am under no legal obligation to follow through with my wild claims.
 
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Barmat juice (n): The big bottle that you put all of the leftover juice left from smaller bottles that were not full enough to fill a tank. The flavor changes periodically depending on what you had almost finished. This juice is tried occasionally to see if it is tolerable at all, known as "barmat vaping (v)." Saved for a rainy day, it might just be tolerable.

Looking forward to not receiving my copy :p
 
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Barmat juice (n): The big bottle that you put all of the leftover juice left from smaller bottles that were not full enough to fill a tank. The flavor changes periodically depending on what you had almost finished. This juice is tried occasionally to see if it is tolerable at all, known as "barmat vaping (v)." Saved for a rainy day, it might just be tolerable.

Looking forward to not receiving my copy :p

Nailed it!

You definitely are NOT going to receive a copy! :)
 

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serial vapist... just has to be in there. feel free to define it as you like. or you can use cereal vapist if you wanna take the easy way out. there are plenty of cereal flavors...

I like where your head's at!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go voop.
 
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OK, this is pretty fun.

Dish ragging (v): Using a mechanical mod to abuse (at least one) battery to the point that the mod is too hot too touch, and continuing.

Example: Dude I've been dish raggin' all day with stacked 26650's at 0.08 ohms. I went through 5 pairs of batteries, and one pair didn't even vent. Don't tell me about Ohm's law!!
 
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OK, this is pretty fun.

Dish ragging (v): Using a mechanical mod to abuse (at least one) battery to the point that the mod is too hot too touch, and continuing.

Example: Dude I've been dish raggin' all day with stacked 26650's at 0.08 ohms. I went through 5 pairs of batteries, and one pair didn't even vent. Don't tell me about Ohm's law!!

So that's what's wrong with my mod! lol I kid, I kid
 

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Vapesturbation: The act of building coils, mixing liquid, or cleaning/polishing mods for pleasure or entertainment instead of necessity. Rumored to cause blindness.

Closely related to Mastervaping (v) The continual viewing of Vape related items for sale on the internet. I'm glad I heard her keys when she came home, because my GF almost caught me mastervaping while I was on the ECF classifieds.
 

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Vapocalypse (n): The day the FDA gets their grubby little hands on actual regulation.

Example: I've been buying nicotine every time I see a sale, prepping for the impending vapocalypse.

ETA: thanks Cavenerd, I like your style :thumbs:

Hell I thought that already WAS a word! I've been using it in conversation for at least 8 months! :D

Andria
 
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