I've posted similar to this before, but figured after the chuckle your "battery acid off a dogs balls" comment gave me, I owed you some of my wisdom....
I won't advise you on gear... you'll get what you get and learn something in the process.
I will suggest that you do your absolute best to realize vaping is not smoking.
Don't think of it as "I'm doing this so I don't smoke"...
Think of it as "I'm doing this BECAUSE I don't smoke"
I struggled a bit with cig-a-like junk... but when I finally got a real PV (I refuse to associate vaping with smoking by calling them ecigs)... life was easy... I didn't have to try to quit smoking.... I just did because I was no longer a smoker.
I'm happy being a Vaper.
Its cheaper
Its healthier
It tastes better
I don't smell like hot garbage
Keep Calm
And
vape On
Sent from the ether using the power of my mind... and the Tapatalk app.
In the beginning stages, it's a bit difficult to not associate the two activities... But, I hear what you're saying. Everything I've heard, seen or read the last 72 hours has pointed to a giant neon sign in the sky telling me I'm going to LOVE vaping. And, once I start, I won't miss smoking at ALL... Although, reading about all these ignorant ...... up in arms, attempting to ban vaping is beyond troubling....