I was joking, I think lost in translation
"What really troubles me is how he uses his ERLp in bed next to his wife. Have you ever used one of those things they sound like a Vacuum Cleaner - loud."
"Yes I have heard. And the Erlp is pretty loud too."
Implication: that George was saying your wife (or perhaps wives in general) sounded like a vacuum cleaner when.. 'used'.
Sorry, joke fail
PS. I have an Erlp - you are right, it is loud
"What really troubles me is how he uses his ERLp in bed next to his wife. Have you ever used one of those things they sound like a Vacuum Cleaner - loud."
"Yes I have heard. And the Erlp is pretty loud too."
Implication: that George was saying your wife (or perhaps wives in general) sounded like a vacuum cleaner when.. 'used'.
Sorry, joke fail
PS. I have an Erlp - you are right, it is loud