I can envision how this all started.
SP = school principal
HM = helicopter mom
VT = vaping teen, son of HM
SP: Mrs. HM, I regret to inform you that your son VT was caught vaping on school property.
HM: What!? Surely this is a mistake. My little darling nursed until the 24th trimester and always does what his mommy says, and we've agreed that vaping is very very bad.
SP: I can assure you that VT was caught using a nicotine vaporizer in violation of school policy.
HM: Well I never! We'll see about this. Where is my precious little crotch goblin?
SP: He's waiting in the other room. Let's bring him in.
HM: Vaping H. Teen! Your principal is saying that somebody thinks you were smoking one of those nasty little e-cigarettes! What really happened??
VT: Um. Well it's, just that, um, I kinda did.
HM: Wha-wha-what??? But honey we talked about this! Surely you don't want to become an addict and ruin your future!!
SP: You see, Mrs. HM? Vaping is becoming an epidemic around here and it seems even the best students can be caught up in a wave of peer pressure.
HM: Did your friends make you do this? Give me the name of the person who hooked you. Was it Skyler's son Flynn? I know he's a bad influence.
VT: Nobody gave it to me. I found it lying around... in a desk.
HM: Mr. SP! How can your school tolerate the presence of illegal devices? Smoochie, tell me you didn't put it in your mouth. You could be infected right now, with herpes or Epstein-Barr. Why did you do it?
VT: Well, it smelled kinda nice... like mango.
HM: Tell me you didn't inhale.
VT: What? Oh! Nooooo of course I... didn't inhale it. I just tasted it. Then Mrs. Crabapple walked in.
SP: Actually, there's a good deal more to the sto—
HM: Well that goodness that's cleared up. My raison d'être is obviously the victim here, and falsely accused. YOUR school is negligent for allowing these devices in the classroom, so I'll expect you to foot the bill for his medical examination and grief counseling. And he never would have been tricked if it hadn't smelled like candy. I can't see why the degenerates who make those things would add flavors anyway unless they intended to prey on innocent children from the beginning. Wait until the PTA hears about this, and the media!
later:
Flynn: Dude! They called you to the principal's office. Did you get in trouble??
VT: lol I used the Clinton defense and they fell for it. You're safe. Adults are so ......ed lmfao. Gimme a hit of that Unicorn Blood I need to relax.