4 kitties here!
Mollie AKA Mollipop, Good Golly Miss Molly, or Moll Flanders (we used to live in Flanders, NJ)
12 year old saucy but lovey chocolate tabby.
Monkey - real name is Pudintaime (as in ask me again, I'll tell you the same). 12 year old white cat with a gray "V" on his head. Fixed since 6 months old but continues to violate every stuffed animal in the house. Currently it's George, who is not so "curious" anymore.
Mrs. Shmoo AKA Eyes Without A Face or Feline Swiffer - 3 year old pure black cat with a large hanging belly. She is so dark that she looks like she only has eyes kind of like the cartoon character, The Shmoo. Likes to lie around being scandalous by posing spread eagle.
Arwynn - AKA OURwynn or OURweenie or just Weenie - 2 year old female calico. Wanted to name her Frodo because I'm a LOTR fan but she turned out to be a girl, hence the Arwynn (cept I changed the spelling). She is the most indecisive cat I've ever seen. Up or down...in a room or out...whatever. BUT, she can say MOOOOOOMMMM!