Well, gang, I have to take that statement back. I'm a pure-dee IDIOT. I've been having some trouble with my binkies lately, with coils clogging up, and sometimes there's just no flavor, and last night it got to the point of no flavor and no VAPOR, either. I assumed the coil I was using had finally bitten the dust, but I was puzzled because as much as I was drawing on it, the danged binkie was getting hot, but nothing was happening. There was heat, but not heating the juice. SO frustrating...
(If you don't already know what I'm going to say, please put your drink down NOW, if you have one. I don't want to be responsible for you spitting on your screen, OK?)
So I handed it off to Rich and asked him if HE could get anything out of it, and he took one draw and said, "Well, there's no airflow."

I'm thinking, "Oh, so I'm supposed to CLEAN those itty bitty little airholes out?" OMG... I mean, I used to wrench my own car when I was racing. I KNOW BETTER.
Nothing works without air. Not a carburetor, and not an atomizer. Geeez-Louiiiiise... so I poked a pin in to break the dried juice loose, then rinsed in hot water, dried it, put it back together, and it was like MAGIC! Oh, HELL yeah! Now we have vapor. AND FLAVOR! And the danged battery didn't overheat!
I think I told you guys before that it's the simple things that elude me. Now you have proof.

Holy cow, my strawberry is delicious again, and that fabulous brownie flavor that I'm so in love with tastes like brownies again. I was wondering why it hadn't been tasting very good these last few days.

Now I will make sure to rinse that sucker and make sure it's clean EVERY SINGLE TIME I take the damblasted tank off. Oh, and the strawberry juice wasn't gunking up my coil, but the lack of air WAS. I'm still on the same coil I put in there last night when I finally figured this out, and it's still sizzling and going strong.
So, see? Not too wise after all. If my dad were still alive, he'd use his favorite line on me here, dramatically rolling his eyes: "My genius kid... You buy 'em books, and buy 'em books, and all they do is chew the covers." Yup, dad, I was chewin' the cover again! ROFLMAO!
Anyway, I thought everyone could use a good laugh today, so I thought I'd make that happen.
~Lannie